wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Guys...two words..
Grocery stores!!!
Grocery stores!!!
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
New plate...
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
dustmuffin
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Seems like the organic food stores around here are loaded with hotties. Trader joes, sprouts, whatever. It's a good place to meet women.
Please elaborate Wifehunter. How did it go about? I know its not easy for you to write posts containing more then 4 words, but still
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Whohoooooo!!!!
wifehunter
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I did nothing. I just unintentionally run into her every other week or so. Some would say luck, but I'd say providence.Please elaborate Wifehunter. How did it go about? I know its not easy for you to write posts containing more then 4 words, but still
Last night, ran into her, in the ice cream section. Words were exchanged, got her name, magic happened.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.