"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Value trumps all things
- Thread starter Urbanyst
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Urbanyst: "Dogs are very loyal animals and will protect their owners if they believe someone is a threat"
devilkingx2: "Well my friend has a dog that ran away when someone threatened its owner"
Urbanyst: "After a bee stings you, it dies soon after"
devilkingx2: "Well one time I got stung by a bee and it lived for 2 years after"
Urbanyst: "Smoking cigarettes causes cancer"
devilkingx2: "Well my grandfather is 95 years old and smokes 20 packs a day and he doesn't have cancer"
Urbanyst: "If you stare at the sun you will go blind"
devilkingx2: "My sister stared at the sun one time and she still has perfect vision"
Just pointing out the stupidity.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
Your Status:Urbanyst: "Dogs are very loyal animals and will protect their owners if they believe someone is a threat"
devilkingx2: "Well my friend has a dog that ran away when someone threatened its owner"
Urbanyst: "After a bee stings you, it dies soon after"
devilkingx2: "Well one time I got stung by a bee and it lived for 2 years after"
Urbanyst: "Smoking cigarettes causes cancer"
devilkingx2: "Well my grandfather is 95 years old and smokes 20 packs a day and he doesn't have cancer"
Urbanyst: "If you stare at the sun you will go blind"
devilkingx2: "My sister stared at the sun one time and she still has perfect vision"
Just pointing out the stupidity.
[] not rekt
[X] rekt
I'm not sure you'll ever recover.
Wat?