"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How do you get her into bed after you bring her home?

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think of it like this OP

how would you sell a house to someone who is inside the house with you about to sign the contract and about to hand over the million dollar check they just wrote up?

you don't, at that point you've already sold the house, so just don't fvck it up. (meaning don't mention the snake infestation or the vengeful ghosts haunting the house, none of that sh!t)

it's the same way with getting a girl to sleep with you when she's already at your house, you've succeeded, just don't accidentally convince her not to fvck you (be prepared, do your best not to fvck up or let anything go wrong or not as planned, have back up plans for everything, be prepared to salvage anything that goes wrong, don't get into an argument about the election no matter how much you want to make america great again, etc.) and you're good to go.

unless she's 12 or a game player or a tease or something she's not going to go into your house alone with you at night and then be shocked when you want to have sex.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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think of it like this OP

how would you sell a house to someone who is inside the house with you about to sign the contract and about to hand over the million dollar check they just wrote up?

you don't, at that point you've already sold the house, so just don't fvck it up. (meaning don't mention the snake infestation or the vengeful ghosts haunting the house, none of that sh!t)

it's the same way with getting a girl to sleep with you when she's already at your house, you've succeeded, just don't accidentally convince her not to fvck you (be prepared, do your best not to fvck up or let anything go wrong or not as planned, have back up plans for everything, be prepared to salvage anything that goes wrong, don't get into an argument about the election no matter how much you want to make america great again, etc.) and you're good to go.

unless she's 12 or a game player or a tease or something she's not going to go into your house alone with you at night and then be shocked when you want to have sex.
Ditto
She already has the idea it could happen. His job to get her to the bedroom after that. If she's hot to go, bend her over the couch.
 

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