"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Did Anyone Pay Attention To Jill Stein?

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BlueAlpha1

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Jill Stein = Psycho ***** From Hell .................just like the other one.
I think they're very different because Hillary is pure evil. Corrupt to her core, but a sinister, dangerous, successful actor who fooled the world (well, almost)

Jill Stein is batsh*t crazy. A genuine communist who believes every radical leftist, tree-hugging utterance that comes out of her deranged mouth.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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YawataNoKami

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I think they're very different because Hillary is pure evil. Corrupt to her core, but a sinister, dangerous, successful actor who fooled the world (well, almost)

Jill Stein is batsh*t crazy. A genuine communist who believes every radical leftist, tree-hugging utterance that comes out of her deranged mouth.
So.......... basically two psycho b1tches from hell.
 
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