Single moms on tinder

[El Payaso]

Read her profile description in the picture below. Lol.

 

[Champ Slice]

Lmfao! You should hit her up to see what that head game is like.

 

[El Payaso]

Lmfao! You should hit her up to see what that head game is like.

Lol. Nah, I'm straight on that, bro.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Hell, she's better than most of the girls on pof near me. I've seen ads where the b!tch has five kids and is preggo with #6. And if you can't handle that, then you ain't no real man!

 

[El Payaso]

Hell, she's better than most of the girls on pof near me. I've seen ads where the b!tch has five kids and is preggo with #6. And if you can't handle that, then you ain't no real man!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[logicallefty]

Hell, she's better than most of the girls on pof near me. I've seen ads where the b!tch has five kids and is preggo with #6. And if you can't handle that, then you ain't no real man!

There once was a single mother from PoF who had 5 x sons, all named Noah.

Mommy said "It's great, whenever it's time to eat I say 'Noah it's time to eat' and they all come running to the table at the same time"..

She said when it's time for bed she goes "Hey Noah, its time for bed" and they all come to bed.

She said whats really cool is she can send a group text message to all 5 x of their phones at once and just say "Hey Noah, time to do homework".. That way she doesn't have to go to each of their rooms and disrupt her time on Facebook or PoF.

So I asked her what she does when she wants to talk to just one of the boys, but not all at the same time.. Her answer "Lucky for me they all have different daddys, so I can call them by their last name".

 

[El Payaso]

There once was a single mother from PoF who had 5 x sons, all named Noah.

Mommy said "It's great, whenever it's time to eat I say 'Noah it's time to eat' and they all come running to the table at the same time"..

She said when it's time for bed she goes "Hey Noah, its time for bed" and they all come to bed.

She said whats really cool is she can send a group text message to all 5 x of their phones at once and just say "Hey Noah, time to do homework".. That way she doesn't have to go to each of their rooms and disrupt her time on Facebook or PoF.

So I asked her what she does when she wants to talk to just one of the boys, but not all at the same time.. Her answer "Lucky for me they all have different daddys, so I can call them by their last name".

Legit the funniest thing I have ever heard. Omg.

 

[Comp eliminator]

one of the funniest things they allmost allways say is that the kids are #1in her life but she might make room for the right guy or some variant . in reality the kids are their last priority for in most cases

 

[logicallefty]

one of the funniest things they allmost allways say is that the kids are #1in her life but she might make room for the right guy or some variant . in reality the kids are their last priority for in most cases

Kids will always be somewhat important to a single mommy because they mean paychecks, either from the State, their daddys, or both.

 

[Roober]

There once was a single mother from PoF who had 5 x sons, all named Noah.

Mommy said "It's great, whenever it's time to eat I say 'Noah it's time to eat' and they all come running to the table at the same time"..

She said when it's time for bed she goes "Hey Noah, its time for bed" and they all come to bed.

She said whats really cool is she can send a group text message to all 5 x of their phones at once and just say "Hey Noah, time to do homework".. That way she doesn't have to go to each of their rooms and disrupt her time on Facebook or PoF.

So I asked her what she does when she wants to talk to just one of the boys, but not all at the same time.. Her answer "Lucky for me they all have different daddys, so I can call them by their last name".

This had me laughing my azz off.. true story?

 

[dude99]

Read her profile description in the picture below. Lol. View attachment 538

She may as well just come out and say " im looking for someone to pay my bills and to step in and be a daddy to my kids since the deadbeat that i chased the last 2 years knocked me up twice and now is off spinning plates somewhere else."

 

[dude99]

Hell, she's better than most of the girls on pof near me. I've seen ads where the b!tch has five kids and is preggo with #6. And if you can't handle that, then you ain't no real man!

Lol. Wow. Maybe someone should recomend the pill to her...... or maybe she isn't a real woman ......

 

[Ratiocinative]

Hell, she's better than most of the girls on pof near me. I've seen ads where the b!tch has five kids and is preggo with #6. And if you can't handle that, then you ain't no real man!

Yeah so hilarious. I'm not gonna to be the one to judge them, but even from a non-moral standpoint single parenthood is one of the worst life decisions you can make. Having a kid while dating already hurts your options enough, why make it worse by acting entitled to having a man come clean up your mess of a life?

 

[sazc]

the odds of those kids getting abused (sexually, physically, mentally, all of the above) by allowing rando male in the home are SKY high and im sure the odds go up if it's rando tinder male and he's an immediate father figure..... wow
this chick needs serious psychiatric help.

 

[icantgetlaid]

Gotta love the single-moms on these sites that have a classy paragraph long lecture at the very top of their profiles about how they are only looking for a serious relationship, followed by a "don't message me unless you meet [insert long list of demands here]"

These girls are so naive/clueless .. they think they are in demand/hot because they get a bunch of random superficial greetings from horny strangers online.

 

[logicallefty]

This had me laughing my azz off.. true story?

No but it easily could be lol

 

[SgtSplacker]

So many beta suckers around women don't even have to try anymore. Back when I was on pof I got sick of seeing profiles like that so I made a male version of it. Went something like "looking for a horny freak for booty calls". Not so surprising but I did get bites with that profile setup. lol

You also have to think about what kind of woman she is to scare the father away from his kids.

 

[logicallefty]

You also have to think about what kind of woman she is to scare the father away from his kids.

Yep.... She pushes him away or even legally blocks him from his kids through some made up line of bull to a Judge. Then she accuses him of being a deadbeat dad and never seeing his kids.. All of this, of course, comes second only after she has first secured her child support.

 

[MrOctober]

Soooooo many single moms on the dating apps. It's crazy.

 

[wifehunter]

Soooooo many single moms on the dating apps. It's crazy.

Probably because it's too hard to leave the house.