"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I ****ed up.

jebach123

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Girl and I talking about exes:

Me: A girl once dumped me because she heard that I'm a ****boy,that I was with a lot of girls and **** like that. (i had girlfriends but i was never a ****boy or some don juan)

Girl: With how many girls were you?

Me: A lot.

so basically what could she think now about me,why did i even say that ****,now if i bring it up again she will see me as needy

what would you do?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Juanto

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I wouldnt even mentioned the fact you got dumped, under any circumstance. As far as she knows, you always did all the dumping that happened before. I would also say, when it comes to exes let them talk 90% about the subject and you 10%.
 

CuddleJunkie

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You want to play the a bit ashamed about his past jerkboy. You don't feel good about cheating so you don't want to give too many details BUT you don't feel too bad about it because a)she was so hot b) you are so awesome for having various girls that you get into c)whatever other reason. So you basically smile and ignore it somehow, either by changing conversation, accusing her of already knowing because she's stalking you (only if you have imposed this frame before), I don't know man, be creative about it, but never be too direct.

Many, many times, when I have find myself in a similar situation, all I do is put a ****-eating grin
and change the topic. I learnt this from Harrison Ford and it works like a charm.

2 quick examples:
girl a) first after-bang cuddling time in my room, she finds a hand-made scarf made by...MY MOM! She asks, and I decide to play the "I'm getting laid sooo much" role, so I say "oh, a male friend made it for me", she obviously does not believe me and replies "male? that would be the first time I hear something like that". She looks at me expectantly, I put on my Trump/Han Solo face. Back to sex.
girl b) I'm driving her back to her place on the morning, this came from social circle gaming, I had like a ****-fvcking-ton of value on her eyes and she knew I had a "gf". Anyhow, she can't hold her hamster anymore and asks it "weren't you with another girl?". I proceed to smile smugly whilst talking about how fun mercedes are to drive. She kept on texting me to meet again for weeks, I refused every time, too risky.

Now you know what to do the next time a dangerous topic appears in the horizon. Smile, change topic.
 

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When a girl asks you how many girls you've slept with tell them you are a virgin with a cheeky smile. If they press about it just say 'I dont know' with a big smile.

Don't tell girls how many girls you've slept with. No matter how hard they press. Always keep it a mystery.

Also, unless you are going to be exclusive with a girl, don't ask them how many they've slept with. Who gives a fvck if you are just trying to smash? It just makes you look insecure, like you are trying to figure out what competition you are up against. But wear a rubber always.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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