"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Banter - Getting called handsome by a 5x year old

Prodoge

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So i'm in england to visit family with my parents and today we went to Edinburgh for the day.

Went into a small boutique and the owner a woman in her fifties said i'm a "handsome young man".

I mean cool thanks but i would prefer it from girls my age lol
So that explains why people from the north are known for their kindness.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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devilkingx2

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but is she good looking though
 

MrWood

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and that would be right for me, a 50yo saying the 20yo girl is very attractive, out with her parents...

it's a loud and hard flirt if you are that blind...
 

bigneil

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When a woman says you are handsome she might mean you are well dressed or groomed. She might be trying to get you to buy something. She might be crazy. But it's a compliment so it doesn't hurt. You probably don't look bad that day.

When three women all agree that you are handsome, that means you look handsome today. In groups, women go for consensus and they don't conspire to lie in that situation.

When a man says a woman is pretty, that means he will want to have sex with her for the next 20 years. When a woman says a man is handsome, that means she will want to have sex with him for the next 20 minutes.
 

mrgoodstuff

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When a woman says you are handsome she might mean you are well dressed or groomed. She might be trying to get you to buy something. She might be crazy. But it's a compliment so it doesn't hurt. You probably don't look bad that day.

When three women all agree that you are handsome, that means you look handsome today. In groups, women go for consensus and they don't conspire to lie in that situation.

When a man says a woman is pretty, that means he will want to have sex with her for the next 20 years. When a woman says a man is handsome, that means she will want to have sex with him for the next 20 minutes.
Handsome doesn't mean anything. You can be "handsome" and it doesn't get her sexually excited. She's saying you look good. I guess how you carry yourself will determine whether or not you are laying pipe in her.
 

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I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

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Konada

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The question is: Do you want to lay your pipe in a 5x woman?
 

TheMonkeyKing

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Got it on with a couple of 40-odd year old milfs before. If they've looked after themselves, women can be hot even up to 50 or 60; look at Helen Mirren. They have to have pretty good genetics and physiology too. But it does happen. The way women these sorts of ages look and act around me, it would be incredibly easy to get laid every week, especially from online. Reckon they've pretty much lost all the inhibition and shame of banging on the first-second dates.... hypergamy in full effect.
 

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I guess its a good thing for your ego, but I wouldn't care much, having older woman calling me "handsome" or "you really are a trouble for girls" and that was from a time I was not getting any, I still hear those things now, anotehr is would be don't really consider what a seller or a worker says he can just trying to make you like him enough so you buy something
 

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Women in 50s can look very very good. Depends what you want, but don't be ashamed of it.

If not, you can always accuse her of sexual harassment..
 

SgtSplacker

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Any kind of interest from a woman and you should at least try to negotiate a quick bj.

I think I would let almost any healthy woman please me under the right conditions. There's lots of girls I wouldn't be caught dead anywhere with but I would let them blow me in a bathroom real quick.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MrWood

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MrWood

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Hows her sex? Hows her money and hows her brains? I imagine from your description she got an incredible hot body that there is almost no downside to someone that's 28 for example.
she is fully submitted to me, I fvck and do to her as I want
she is very bright, technical even, no drama
low mileage, she is divorcing a 15yr mariage, they met in Uni, one 15yo girl
exactly (pic sorry no face)
 

devilkingx2

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she is fully submitted to me, I fvck and do to her as I want
she is very bright, technical even, no drama
low mileage, she is divorcing a 15yr mariage, they met in Uni, one 15yo girl
exactly (pic sorry no face)
i'm legit impressed
 
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