"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Poverty Diet

Bible_Belt

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The state turned me down for my Obamacare med card, because I didn't fill out the right paperwork. I am going to re-apply. I have not had health insurance in this millennium. Maybe when that happens, I can answer your question.

I had food stamps for the past month, which got shut off yesterday for the same paperwork problem. I'm sure it will get renewed when I submit the right papers. It has been interesting being food rich all of a sudden, instead of food poor. I am yet to buy any junk food with my welfare money. I have been eating a lot more fresh food and a lot less peanut butter.

My typical daily meals will look like:
breakfast is always black iced coffee
cottage cheese with a few blueberries, maybe a banana
raw carrots dipped in humus
raw broccoli dipped in blue cheese salad dressing
lettuce wraps, romaine leaf and a slice of deli turkey, dipped in humus
cashews
salads with a bit of deli meat, no croutons, minimal cheese if any
grilled chicken quarters
clearance-rack sirloin steak, grilled with tomatoes
black beans and brown rice, with a little cheese

I try to avoid bread. I will occasionally eat a sandwich on bread. I also like guacamole, and will sometimes buy tortilla chips to eat with it. I don't buy soda, sweets, or junk carbs...other than beer. If I could ever quit drinking, I would be ripped from such a disciplined diet.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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blind_one

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Fats are great, sugar and wheat-based products are all a very old propaganda from the times of old '' nurtition pyramids'' , and fseriously **** with your sugar levels etc.
 

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Poor people used to be skinny before they were all on welfare.
This is a good statement. I doubt it'll get even a single poor person off welfare though. Poor people have less to do due to lack of money so will often look towards filling the void with food.

discipline with food is much harder for me than say, quitting smoking.
I quit smoking, it was a breeze compared to quitting daily donuts, soda, icecream, reeses, butterfingers, luckycharms, NUTELLA. Actually just writing it makes me want it but I'm also grossed out by it at the same time when I think of the sugar and fats.

People think it costs money to lose weight, which I think is ridiculous. How does buying less food cost more money?
It depends how you look at it. I think people also consider the time, extreme discipline and effort when they think of the cost. Also many consider spending anything on healthy food to be a luxury, but spending even more on junk/takeout to be perfectly fine.
 

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The state turned me down for my Obamacare med card, because I didn't fill out the right paperwork. I am going to re-apply. I have not had health insurance in this millennium. Maybe when that happens, I can answer your question.

I had food stamps for the past month, which got shut off yesterday for the same paperwork problem. I'm sure it will get renewed when I submit the right papers. It has been interesting being food rich all of a sudden, instead of food poor. I am yet to buy any junk food with my welfare money. I have been eating a lot more fresh food and a lot less peanut butter.

My typical daily meals will look like:
breakfast is always black iced coffee
cottage cheese with a few blueberries, maybe a banana
raw carrots dipped in humus
raw broccoli dipped in blue cheese salad dressing
lettuce wraps, romaine leaf and a slice of deli turkey, dipped in humus
cashews
salads with a bit of deli meat, no croutons, minimal cheese if any
grilled chicken quarters
clearance-rack sirloin steak, grilled with tomatoes
black beans and brown rice, with a little cheese

I try to avoid bread. I will occasionally eat a sandwich on bread. I also like guacamole, and will sometimes buy tortilla chips to eat with it. I don't buy soda, sweets, or junk carbs...other than beer. If I could ever quit drinking, I would be ripped from such a disciplined diet.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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