"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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They just want to feel small

CuddleJunkie

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I was lying on my bed, contemplating another day full of nihilistic activities that would lead me to become the fabled bitter player... when it came to me.

Every girl I've been with, no exception, has loved to put on some shirt of mine after having sex. Similar comments were made by them "This is so big". Just as Nietzsche realized that everything that has already happened is bound to happen again countless time, I realized all girls want is to feel small.

When they put on your clothes? They feel small. When you tease them? They feel small. When you nickname her, pinch her nose, tickle her, joyfully reframe her ****test, give her points, smack her ass, make her feel your weight over her back, make her snuggle into your chest, tell her what to do? They feel small.

I will just watch my interactions with females through these new lenses I found, let me know what you think of them.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Its obviously not that simple. Otherwise obese men would get all the hotties. You're starting to analyze too much and this is leading you to see patterns that don't really mean anything.

Women want to "feel" a lot of things. But ultimately what they care about is what you can do for them.. not how small they feel in your clothes. A man that is bigger, stronger and more successful than them is always a turn on though.
 

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My girlfriends always love wearing my nike hoodies and sweatpants, which are big for her. It has to do with the connection to you as well as the scent of you in the clothing. it also shows "ownership" to you in a way so that they can know she belongs to you. the size comparison of the clothing could have an effect, and not in the obese and giant men get all the hotties way, but typically mens clothing will be large on a female and that can give her a special feeling because its different then what she normally wears for her own clothing size which is usually alot smaller. all in all its a variety of things for coupling...also biologically speaking maybe its ancient ingrained habit formed in the cave days when the man would clothe his woman in furs lol i just made that up.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My g/f lives to cuddle up and sniff me. And no I don't smell like roses. So yeah incredibly biologically driven creatures. Handy to have such an obvious ioi. If the sniffing ever stops I will walk.
 

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Read up on Pyrrho.

How are women's perceptions conformed? Where do they emanate from?

You will be best served to analyze interactions with women by employing a very skeptical approach.
 

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interesting will test in the field when I get a chance .......
 

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OP, I think you're making a good point. I've observed the same thing.
 

CuddleJunkie

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Maybe I was not that explicit about it, but I didn't mean small only on a size sense, but in an age one too.
Another one that has happened multiple times to me, but I just realised it yesterday. I have a big shoe number, 47-48. Girls tend to compare their little feet to mines.
My g/f lives to cuddle up and sniff me. And no I don't smell like roses. So yeah incredibly biologically driven creatures. Handy to have such an obvious ioi. If the sniffing ever stops I will walk.
This is a big one, I don't use any kind of deodorant, nor cologne, and still I get the "you smell so good" comment from girls with attraction. When my first gf was about to dump me, she stopped doing that. I just realised this lol.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I once had a girl that used to take big whiffs of my armpits while we were on a walk or chilling on the sofa. I knew why she did this but she made it so obvious.
 
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