"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Sho-No-Luv

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Well, i guess there's a first time for everything, but I've never had a female come straight out and mention that she has a fuuck buddy. But I've been talking with this female for several weeks and she started telling me how good her puussy is.

Then out of the blue she sends me this:

"I'm very sexual, but saying stuff so soon can send the wrong impression. And about my puussy, well that came from a fuuck buddy telling me. I tell you some background about it. So he was really the first to seem so in awe. He'd constantly tell me all the time how fat it is and how there was nothing like it. Now keep in mind he wasn't my man at, strictly sex. But he always felt the need to ask if I was seeing anyone. If I mentioned that I was even talking to anyone (not even sex), he'd come across as very jealous and say things like "he better not get my fat cat" and stuff like that. I'm like really? This is MY puussy lol I don't know, maybe he was just the jealous type and controlling more so than sprung. I had to end it though and he wasn't very happy but oh well. I couldn't do that forever. I need more and actually want to be in love. But that's why I mentioned my p being good. But the only way to know for sure is to try. I'd love to give you kisses"

Then later on she sent this: "one thing I do know that I'm in love with is our conversation and common intrests"

But like I said never in my life has a female with HIGH intrest come right out and say something like this to me, actually never had a single female bring up another guy she was screwing period ever.o_O

Help me out fellas..
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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TheMonkeyKing

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Fairly simple really - "Come over and show me how good that pssy is then". Maintain this attitude, and you'll get laid pretty quickly.
 

BrainDamage92

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Hit and run, shes looking for a provider. Want to be in love is your hint, the whole pusssy thing is innocent just a small commercial. Now Ive heard women looking for their prince or whateva. But how can you want to be in love, focusing a person that you know but dont love yet but would love to... Im confused this whole story is a pile of crap. Love is something that just happens.

Hit and run, if youve dealt with crazies, youll manage. And Im sure you met her online. This is exactly why I dont hang around dating sites they attract the scum of the Earth.
 

Sho-No-Luv

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Hit and run, shes looking for a provider. Want to be in love is your hint, the whole pusssy thing is innocent just a small commercial. Now Ive heard women looking for their prince or whateva. But how can you want to be in love, focusing a person that you know but dont love yet but would love to... Im confused this whole story is a pile of crap. Love is something that just happens.

Hit and run, if youve dealt with crazies, youll manage. And Im sure you met her online. This is exactly why I dont hang around dating sites they attract the scum of the Earth.
Yep your right and these dating sites get worse by the day! How can you "want to be in love"? Man pretty soon women will be labeled with a "Hazardous to your health" warning lable. I avoided her after this episode haven't spoke to her since, I'm done.
 

BrainDamage92

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Yep your right and these dating sites get worse by the day! How can you "want to be in love"? Man pretty soon women will be labeled with a "Hazardous to your health" warning lable. I avoided her after this episode haven't spoke to her since, I'm done.
wise man
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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