"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Almost lost my v-card

Konada

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Good day. Made her c*m in the park, gave me an amazing bl0wjob. I could've fvcked her but I brought only 1 condom and fvcking put it the wrong way. Wasn't gonna become a baby daddy just to get my d!ck wet, she gave me and bj and I came in her mouth.

Sometimes you just fvck it up for yourself, but life's good.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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BetterCallSaul

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You'll get there. Organize a date to meet up with her again very soon. Back to your place and bang.
 

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"If you ****ed her once, then you could **** her twice". In your case you didn't **** her but is more than evident that you are going to do it soon, set a date in your home.
 

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Once you learn to control your bodily functions you won't have to worry about getting them pregnant
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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That's not risk free. There's a possibility for a little pre-cvm leaking out, which you will not notice.
I've never had an issue, maybe I was just lucky...
 

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I screwed up so many times before I lost my virginity. You might have to just suck it up and screw a prostitute.
 

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Retorical question:
how come that a member of this forum is a 'master don juan' when he hasn't even fvcked a girl yet?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Good day. Made her c*m in the park, gave me an amazing bl0wjob. I could've fvcked her but I brought only 1 condom and fvcking put it the wrong way. Wasn't gonna become a baby daddy just to get my d!ck wet, she gave me and bj and I came in her mouth.

Sometimes you just fvck it up for yourself, but life's good.
Well, it seems as though she is willing to have sex with you. Sounds like you will have that card revoked soon enough. And yes, I will agree with your responsible decision so I do not think you fvcked it up. You would have fvcked it up if you got her pregnant.
 

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Retorical question:
how come that a member of this forum is a 'master don juan' when he hasn't even fvcked a girl yet?
Because not every guy on this site is a man wh0re like I am...

Perhaps he has high standards, perhaps he was focused on other more important things (sex is not that essential), or even better perhaps he is just growing and learning.
 

Ronaldo7

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Retorical question:
how come that a member of this forum is a 'master don juan' when he hasn't even fvcked a girl yet?
He hasn't applied the knowledge.

This site is to transform the individual into a man's dream and a woman's wanting nightmare.
 

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I think the "Don Juan" is more of an ideal... Something for us to aspire to reach toward. The "Don Juan" is not about sex, those who measure their self worth simply by sex have very little in the way of true self worth. The "Don Juan" like the mythical character of the same name is a man who is free, confident, and who is guided by his on convictions and virtues. There are many men who have lots of sex but who will not qualify as being "Don Juans" because they are weak willed or weak of character. Too often (even on this forum) we obsess about the women. Too often we make it about the pvssy and have that be a determination of our masculinity and of being a Don Juan. Too often we are focused on other trivial things and not on what is most important, ourselves. The concept of a "Don Juan" is the idea of a complete man. We all simply strive to become this concept, a masculine concept of self-actualization. This "Don Juan" is successful with women, but that is just a byproduct of being a complete, secure, and successful man.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Ronaldo7

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I think the "Don Juan" is more of an ideal... Something for us to aspire to reach toward. The "Don Juan" is not about sex, those who measure their self worth simply by sex have very little in the way of true self worth. The "Don Juan" like the mythical character of the same name is a man who is free, confident, and who is guided by his on convictions and virtues. There are many men who have lots of sex but who will not qualify as being "Don Juans" because they are weak willed or weak of character. Too often (even on this forum) we obsess about the women. Too often we make it about the pvssy and have that be a determination of our masculinity and of being a Don Juan. Too often we are focused on other trivial things and not on what is most important, ourselves. The concept of a "Don Juan" is the idea of a complete man. We all simply strive to become this concept, a masculine concept of self-actualization. This "Don Juan" is successful with women, but that is just a byproduct of being a complete, secure, and successful man.
Yes....

A man's dream and a woman's wanting nightmare.

The ideal man = a woman's wanting nightmare. She can't manipulate him & won't have her way. However, she will long for a man of those characteristics to turn her world upside down.
 

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Great stuff. For the next week or so your vibe will be amazing, use that because these sorts of things come in pairs.
 

Konada

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Update: Lost my v-card, albeit in a very funny/chumpish way but who the fvck cares.

Highlights:
Set up a date in the park today
Busted through what I thought was LMR multiple times (must've been at least 7 times) (with the "I'm on my period" line)
Lost my v-card
Played off my 1pumpchump like a man

Cons:
Lasted 1 pump (LOL)
Period was real

That's it guys. V-card lost.
 

oOh Nasty

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Update: Lost my v-card, albeit in a very funny/chumpish way but who the fvck cares.

Highlights:
Set up a date in the park today
Busted through what I thought was LMR multiple times (must've been at least 7 times) (with the "I'm on my period" line)
Lost my v-card
Played off my 1pumpchump like a man

Cons:
Lasted 1 pump (LOL)
Period was real

That's it guys. V-card lost.
Congratuf*ckinglations man. This is the sh*t I like to read. Albeit giving up your v-card on a red-light :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 

Mr Wright

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Update: Lost my v-card, albeit in a very funny/chumpish way but who the fvck cares.

Highlights:
Set up a date in the park today
Busted through what I thought was LMR multiple times (must've been at least 7 times) (with the "I'm on my period" line)
Lost my v-card
Played off my 1pumpchump like a man

Cons:
Lasted 1 pump (LOL)
Period was real

That's it guys. V-card lost.
Awesome. No need for hookers.

Great stuff, the monkey is off your back. I recommend plating this girl up and get used to fücking whilst also chasing other women, if you play this right you can have your cake and eat it too.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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