"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This fat girl I was dating and into has lost interest it seems.

Poon King

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I can't believe you're asking for advice on how to spend your days f*cking fat pigs.

Even worse.. you actually fear losing this porker. You should be spinning plates (or in this case, manholes). Why would you focus all your attention on ONE hippopotamus? Remember.. never care more about the relationship than the woman does.

Regarding your question about how to avoid opening up and blah, blah, blah... the answer is simple: DON'T. You have free will fool. You don't have to do anything you don't want to. Are you afraid she will sit on you if you don't open up? Are you afraid if this woman leaves.. you will never meet another hippopotamus? I really don't get your mindset to be honest.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Yewki said:
Text her a picture of a donut and say there's more where that came from
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That's the problem of a fat girl having low interest. You know you're going to have to take her out to dinner. I don't mind fvcking fat b!tches, but having to buy one a meal at a restaurant is just humiliating.
 
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