"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hahahahaha, the sheep that are women. If you can make it socially acceptable, it's all alright.
 
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So did I get right? there is a guy fingering their pvssies for them to relax?

Are they gonna do a version for men too or is it still prostitution therefore evil?
 
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oOh Nasty said:
"I'm not masturbating! I'm meditating!" :p
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Have we coined the word "masturtating" yet? (EDIT, google reveals that it has been!) It has so many funny possible uses, especially when it comes to the female tendency to constantly stroke the clt between their ears.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Who Dares Win said:
So did I get right? there is a guy fingering their pvssies for them to relax?

Are they gonna do a version for men too or is it still prostitution therefore evil?
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Right, so if I walk in and want in on the action, some woman has to jerk me off? That's equal right?

I especially love in the video how the woman who owns this place is sitting on the couch observing while the woman gets finger banged. This is straight up out of a porn film I swear.

"Now rub her cl!t...good...faster...longer strokes. Lick her lips...yeah like that...now lick her cl!t a little, swirl your tongue...now back to the lips. Stick your d!ck in for a minute"

WHOOPS
 
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