"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone see Ted 2?

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I saw this movie the other night. There were a couple of jokes where they talked about Amanda Seyfried looking like Gollum from the Lord of the Rings (I watched the unrated version, if that makes any difference). To be honest, her eyes do seem to be the same pale color blue as Gollum. But do you think this is Seth MacFarlane's way of tossing a neg at Amanda Seyfried?

That was my main question. Overall, I thought the movie was just meh, at best. But I did think it was funny that they had Michael Dorn dress up as a cheaply put together cosplay Worf at Comic-Con. They did the same thing with Patrick Warburton and The Tick, but it was Worf that I thought was funny.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I saw it. You're a little behind man, Ted 2 came out a while ago lol

And that's the thing with Seth Macfarlane's humor though. If you're not a fan its just 'meh.' But if you are a fan, as I, you think its hilarious.

That being said, I think you're looking to deep at it man. It was just a joke, a little poking fun at an attractive actress. I don't think it was consciously done as a neg haha.
 

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And that's the thing with Seth Macfarlane's humor though. If you're not a fan its just 'meh.' But if you are a fan, as I, you think its hilarious.
Well, I like Family Guy. And 8 Million Ways to Die in the West (although it ran too long I thought). American Dad was just okay. And I liked the first Ted movie well enough to see the second one. I didn't think it was as good as the first.

Speaking of 8 Million Ways, I thought it was interesting that he cast himself opposite such a hottie in Charlize Theron. Apparently a lot of women find him quite attractive.
 
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