"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Parades of Men with Bouquets

Desdinova

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I had to stop into the drug store today to get a refill on the magical blue boner pills. I got a bit of an attitude from the pharmacist, probably because I had a giant ass hickie on my neck.

Anyway, I never really realized how crummy Valentine's Day was. I saw lots of men buying and walking out of the place with bouquets of flowers. All of them, getting the same thing for their women. HOW BORING. And there I am, walking out with a box of boner pills.

It's only after getting out of that herd mindset where you must give your woman flowers on Valentine's Day that you see how commercial and unthoughtful it really is. I'm cooking for my woman tonight and then probably going out for a couple of drinks.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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CuddleJunkie

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Had the exact thought yesterday on grocery shopping, lol. Tons of men with the same roses.
You could try some penile exercises to get better erections by the way. PM me if you want links or something, it certainly works.
 

Desdinova

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You could try some penile exercises to get better erections by the way.
It's not about getting better erections. It's all anxiety related 5hit from years of growing up in a cult telling me that God would kill me if I should fvck outside of getting married, and a mother who kept telling me I'll get AIDS from interacting with women.

The pills make everything easier.
 

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It's not about getting better erections. It's all anxiety related 5hit from years of growing up in a cult telling me that God would kill me if I should fvck outside of getting married, and a mother who kept telling me I'll get AIDS from interacting with women.

The pills make everything easier.
woah, I come from a Catholic family, but nothing that extrem. Anyhow, I know that subtle voice telling you you're doing a bad thing.
 

Young OG

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I have to go into multiple grocery stores per day for my job. I was laughing in my head at all these mindless zombies buying roses and bears. The last 2 years before this I was depressed about valentines day, because I didn't have a girlfriend. But, now I do not feel this way at all. I'm proud to say that this year I am happy and do not even care that I'm single. I'm sure it has to do with the red pill and finding this site.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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RangerMIke

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Lol. Yep nothing says I love you like the obligatory purchase of half dead drug store flowers. It's men like this that make things do ****ing easy for me.
 

raider87

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My first date was on valentines. I was in a rush and got the cheapest roses I could find, which were $5. I showed up at her door and realised they were fake. Still gave them to her though. Surprisingly enough I didn't get laid that night. Must have been my cologne.
 

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I had my first valentines day.

GF wanted roses since she loves them, too bad they cost a fortune.

So I got her a cheap sentimental gift and a rose, capped off with dinner a good fvck.

This relationship sh!t is easy.
 

Desdinova

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woah, I come from a Catholic family, but nothing that extrem. Anyhow, I know that subtle voice telling you you're doing a bad thing.
It's not a nagging voice, it's more on a subconscious level. It's kinda like how that PTSD shyt creeps up without warning. The blue pills certainly make things work better, but I still occasionally have trouble.

I guess everyone is out with their girlfriends, telling them how they can't live without them and how they're the most special thing in their lives.
I just started dating this girl a week ago. I invited her over, cooked us some supper (nothing overly special), and gave her a kid's Valentine that I filled out while I was helping my kid do his for school.

She gave me a home-made Valentine, put lingerie on, and dragged me in the bedroom to fvck her.
 
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