Solomon
Master Don Juan
The real question is if your 50+ and can't game young hotties anymore is it ok than to pay for hot *****?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What is sex like with a woman who is in her fifties and sixties?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
dustmuffin
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I had a chance to bang a 64 yo and turned it down.
mrgoodstuff
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They don't have that "lusty" puzzy smell? You know the one that turns some of us on?
IanW
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Our sex is more love making now, the days of sexual acrobatics are over. It's now very intimate with gentle kisses and cuddles and she absolutely loves that. She's lovely looking and I try to be very attentive to her. I think she is much sexier than younger females.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
logicallefty
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I wonder why this would be? Anyone have any ideas, I am curious. I nailed a 46 yo when I was 38 but never any older than that.. 50s and 60s would be new territory for me.
zekko
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My guess would be because it is drier.
Powersurgeon
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I banged a 44 yo. It was nice. Went for anal in the first time, she enjoyed it a lot.
Sprayarc
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Because if it has a smell it's like fish, so they keep it extra clean. Young bossy can have a scent but as long as it's fresh it's not bad.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
IanW
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I never did anal. I always think if you care for the lady it's disrespectful to her - maybe I'm old fashioned. I did rim her though and I know she liked that. Want to be careful though and make sure everywhere is clean - vag and anal bacteria don't mix.
RangerMIke
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Oldest was 60, next oldest was 51. Both were fine... no problems. Both looked a lot younger than their ages, both were very athletic and active... The 51 YO had an incredible tight @ss... It freaking surprised the hell out of me and kept me coming back for more she said she did 300 squat trusts a day 100 after every meal, if true that definitely worked.
The 60 year old is sort of famous, so I'm not mentioning her name, but she is an occasional FB.
The 60 year old is sort of famous, so I'm not mentioning her name, but she is an occasional FB.
I been with three over 60 one who was 72. I am 45 now and the 72 was my latest. She hadn't had sex in a long time it was hard to get in her and felt dry but it did feel real good. She was active looked younger but always with that she be careful check on her. The others happened late 20s early 30s. I really enjoyed it felt like they were 20.
Trailboss
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As someone said earlier: AstroGlide! Cus the spirit is willing, but the flesh is often dry! My chick is 55, and I tried HARD to git 'r done au naturale......I got over my hangup real quick and now, soon as she says "Lets go" I grab the AstroGlide and start applying liberally! It's not her fault: She is *more* then willing! But...the body being what it is, at that age....Hey...it helps *her* too, ya know! When she is tugging for all she's worth, and I spray all over her face and tits! F'ing awesome!
evan12
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Most men have positive experience and that is not because older women are more giving , it is becuase your value to her is too high that she have to be at her best to please you, it is like Justin Beber doing it with normal girl, she really have to be at her best in everything to be given a second chance by him
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
Dear Seth,
If this question tickles your curiousity so much,why not give a Granny a thrill?,You may well get the surprise of your young life LOL.
If this question tickles your curiousity so much,why not give a Granny a thrill?,You may well get the surprise of your young life LOL.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Hmmm. I've been a bit leery of the older ones as I've always imagined they'd be smellier down there. I don't know why I've assumed that.
My oldest has been age 44. It's hard for me to go older as I look and act quite young and I don't like the old lady smell I catch a whiff of once in a while just while out and about. Does anyone else here agree that the older ones are less smelly?