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Why I'm An AlphaMale Who Will Never Fvck A Hot Babe In His Life

KoalaKing

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Have you ever met an AlphaMale who is not Gay who has never fvcked a girl.

Have you ever met a man who has University Degrees is fully fit strong and powerfully built who is unemployable as well.

This is impossible you would all think however this is my own personal shocking truth.

I'm 40, have Degrees in Business, am a DJ and successful PUA, but I'm unemployable and never fvcked a girl.

Why you may ask, my c0ck is only 11cm long when fully erect, I'm too embarrassed to let anyone see it.

I can allure many hot babes, two have ended their own lives because I dumped them, I am agrophobic, a recluse, an angry man, I'd rather be dead.

I have to wear diapers when I leave my apartment as I cannot go into a public toilet to use the urinal because of my fear that my c0ck will be seen.

Men want to kill me, many have accused me of fvcking their hot wives whom I allured and picked up.

You can be like me confident powerfully built highly educated handsome and a chick magnet, however if your c0cks small you'll never be able to show it and you will never have a fvck.

Its sad I know but its true. :mad:
 
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Get an implant, the docs could probably make it a foot long. Will cost 50 grand though. Maybe insurance will cover it.
 

War Against Betaism

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Lucky, yours is 11cm fully erect? Mine is 1.1cm fully erect, but I still fvck :)
 

The Deacon

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11 centimeters? That sucks. But you do know what they say... it ain't the size of the boat... it's the motion of the ocean... hahaha
 

Recluce

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wow man... if you can go down on a girl and make her *** it doesn't matter how small your **** is, she'll let you stick your big toe up there for all it matter. as long as it can reach 5 cm's inside and hit that G-spot it doesn't matter.
 

DoctorLW

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Alright, 4.5 inches is short... but by no means too short to fvck a girl or take all this drastic precautions you are taking.

Is this post serious or an attempt at humor? I really can't tell...
 

DonGorgon

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Recluce said:
wow man... if you can go down on a girl and make her *** it doesn't matter how small your **** is, she'll let you stick your big toe up there for all it matter. as long as it can reach 5 cm's inside and hit that G-spot it doesn't matter.

lol.... normally there is a 90%^ chance your girl will cheat but in that case there is a 137% chance..
 

Ken785

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DoctorLW said:
Alright, 4.5 inches is short... but by no means too short to fvck a girl or take all this drastic precautions you are taking.

Is this post serious or an attempt at humor? I really can't tell...
Actually bro...11 cm is 4.3 inches. Its not THAT small...a little below average...nothing to cry about....you should check my other threads...

i posted i documentary called "My penis and me" and theres a dude on there with like a 2 inch penis...hes white too....since you white guys like to bash Asians about having "small penises"....everyone is the same overall...some people are big, some average, some small. Deal with the hand that you were dealt. Get some Viagra and fvck the sh!t out of her for like 5 hours....see how she likes that 4.3 then...:yes:
 

Crazy Asian

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lol this has got to be a joke.
11cm isn't even THAT short.

and even if it is, it's the same as a girl having small boobs.
she's still fvckable.
heck, i even prefer girls to have smaller boobs.
 
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