What's the deal with guys lovin' huge ass?

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Frank2500 said:
her ass was so huge that guys were lining up like sheep trying to get her attention
OK. WTF. I'm not buying it. Since when are huge (read: fat) asses attractive? And attractive enough to warrent attention from a line of guys???

Big asses = fatties. :rock:

I've read a few posts on this forum that enthuse about big asses and i fucking don't get it. To me, there's nothing more repulsive than a big fat ass. What are these guys talking about? Even a moderately large ass is a turn-off. I never understood that lame Big Butts song either. Tiny, anhorexic, asses are just as nasty. What happened to wanting normal, shapely asses???
 
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Once you've been with a woman who has some junk in the trunk and can throw that ass back . . . damn, that's good stuff!

I'm not talkng about blubbery, cellulite laden cowback but a thick ass, man; ya'll gonna have me singin' the Campbell soup song up in this b!tch! "Mmmm, mmmm good!"
 

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agreed, cordon.

rakishness, are these scientists and scholars saying that the cellulite-ridden, four foot wide, cart-riding, special-order-underwear-because-she's-so-huge XXXXL ass of a soda-swilling, donut-eating, chip-munching land whale is attractive on a Darwinian sense? I'm inclined to believe that they're talking about slightly larger-than-average derriers...
 

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Big booty lovers DON'T like FAT women. We like girls who have an ass disproportionate to the rest of their body. Or/and girls who are THICK not FAT. There is a difference. But for whatever reason guys who like anorexic looking girls can't see the difference. Just because a women has some extra fat in her ass doesn't make her a fat women or unhealthy.
 

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ah, i was sure that was what you were getting at. Yeah, i'm with you on hating the anhorexic look. Today's models are repulsively thin. It's a sick fucking trend. Look at the models from the 80's and 90's like Cindy Crawford. Real, curvy women. I like a girl with the slightest little extra on the tummy and ass. Curvy hips drive me nuts and C's or D's upstairs are perfect...
 

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I go for either the classy, beautiful, elegant look...nice legs, nice back, shaply body, nothing extreme, just feminine, b tits, nice bum, looks good in a 2 piece...


OR, the extreme....big butts, tiny waists, big boobs and thighs. I don't consider that fat, I consider that FEMININE, as women USED to be around the time of Marilyn Monroe and company. Check any old school videos or movies. Women had thighs, tits, and butts. The clothing they wore just wasn't flattering. It made them appear as if they had a FUPA (fat upper ***** area) because they worse HUGE bathing suit bottoms and huge panties. No, the modus operandi is wearing nothing. Or near nothing.

Most of my past gf's have had big boobs, big butts, or both. My current gf has a big butt, but all over, she's classy or pettite. She wears alot of classy clothing, like skirts, long skirts, Ann Taylor, Arden B, etc, but when you peal that off, I like to see a body that is disproportionate. I like to watch it jiggle and shake.

People have this far-fetched notion that we are beautiful like models, when that's a very SMALL % of the population. I was at the beach recently and it shocked me as to how poor shape everyone is in. Women were just....gross. Yet, if they put clothes on that pulled stuff in to position....we'd be fawning over them. Tight jeans. Thongs. Curvy pushup bras. All that stuff holds it in place, but the beach can't hide a woman or man's true colors.

I LOVE Vida Guerra. I know people think she's fat, but to me she's the epitome of beauty and femininity. I love watching a girl like that in an elegant dress seeing a booty like that protrude from the back. I saw a girl like that at a wedding I was at a few months back. Dark brown hair and eyes. Brown dress. Looked athletic and then BAM WHAMO, a ghetto booty. I could see it bounce, and it was nice. Even if she had things on that thing was wobbling.

There's the downside that such girls can get chunky as they're closer to the threshhold of fat. But I'm not referring to FAT girls with guts. These are girls with slim, thin tummies, who have a bum or boobs that's obviously, and naturally, disproportionate to their body. A sexy girl I dated about 3 years who was 5 feet or maybe even just 4'11", had Ds, a great round rump, and nice thighs, perfect for those tight daisy dukes. When she got prego, her boobs must have been DD or DDD, and she gained weight like no other. She'll still look ok, because her boobs and butt aren't big b/c she's fat, but b/c she's built that way.

I'd rather have a girl embrace their looks, than turn away from them.


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A-Unit,

Well-expressed, my Boston area friend. I just looked up Vida Guerra on Google Images and wow! Hotty hot hot. Latin hot. Now, wtF are people saying she's fat??? She's well slim, but curvy. She looks no different than ANY celeb from last century. If people think she's fat, they are positively mental...
 

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Originally Posted by Frank2500
her ass was so huge that guys were lining up like sheep trying to get her attention



Frank likes ... big ... butts and he cannot lie....
 

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Think of it this way: If your gf dressed like a man one day without you knowing, big leather jacket, jeans, big boots, a hat covering her head to the point you couldn't tell she was a woman or a man if you were looking at her from behind like 20 yards away except

a) you look at her from behind and notice she has a big feminine butt so you know she is a woman

now do you understand how un-sexy and un-feminine having no butt is for a woman? if you looked at that same woman you wouldn't know if it was a man! butts differentiate the sexes. Butts are feminine and unique. Men are meant to have no butts, a butt makes a woman a woman!

everyone (specially guitarplayer) needs to check out this thread in order to educate themselves on butts

booty thread (from a soccer forum, not porno)
 

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You can thank hip hop culture for the love of monstrous sized buttocks. Some guys are such ass freaks that they will settle for a little fat elsewhere on the woman if it means a big ass. This is one reason that you see black guys with fat ass white girls. White girls don't naturally have ample asses and the ones who do have it as a result of excess calories (Calorie ASS).
 

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they like the smell that waffs from their butt cheeks when their butt cheeks are slapping together when riding reverse cowgirl.
 

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um . . . did you see the girls from the big butt song video? I think it speaks for itself. There is a definite range of acceptability. Too skinny, too fat, ones just as bad as the other.
 

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Yeah, I don't know what the deal is with guys being turned on by big asses. Usually this is common with guys in the Black and Latino communities. I never understood it, never will. A big butt is repulsive. Nothing like a well-proportionate, thick, in shape, athletically-toned, HOT woman.
 

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lol, an ex of mine has a body like the 'Georgia' girl, all butt, no t!ts, blond, and has a pair of shoes just like that. Butts in women like that jiggle like another set of t!ts.
 

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edger said:
Nothing like a well-proportionate, thick, in shape, athletically-toned, HOT woman.
edger said:
Usually this is common with guys in the Black and Latino communities. I never understood it, never will. A big butt is repulsive.
did you just contradict yourself ?? All of my friends, white/black/spanish/asian/indian, like girls with thin waists and big asses. I've never once in my life met a guy that felt differently. Until I came to sosuave.
 

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did you just contradict yourself ?? All of my friends, white/black/spanish/asian/indian, like girls with thin waists and big asses. I've never once in my life met a guy that felt differently. Until I came to sosuave.
most of the posters here are afc high schoolers who never touched a girl. Real men like big butts.
 

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Joe The Homophobe said:
most of the posters here are afc high schoolers who never touched a girl. Real men like big butts.
Really?
 
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