ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
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All right guys, you want to know how to show people that you are an honest, genuine, and most importantly above all REAL person in a seemingly endless ocean of ass-kissing monkeys and brown-nosing suck ups? Well I’ll tell you, it’s very simple.
Treat everyone, and I mean EVERYONE (especially females) the same (initially).
Yep, you heard me right. I literally mean I want you to treat everyone with the same behavior you treat your best friends. Not recent acquaintances that you just met, but your real friends. The ones you’ve known for years. The ones that you have been on adventures with and the ones you have traveled hundreds, if not thousands of miles with. The ones you can live with for months at a time and not have a single confrontation.
Have you ever noticed that your friends who never are a hit with the ladies always change their behavior around women? They stop saying offensive things, they compliment (supplicate) on anything they can think of, and generally surrender their penis and testicles over in a floral décor handbag. If they suddenly started acting like this around you, I would hope you would punch them in the arm and tell them, “What the hell is wrong with you dude?” You didn’t become their friend because they complimented how nice your ass looks in those pants. You became friends because you shared interests with each other, you both had common passions that you pursued in life.
I’ll give you guys an example. One of the girls in my dorm from the 23rd floor recently discovered the greatness that is the suite I share with my roommates. Now this girl is very cute (HB 8-9 on most people’s scales), and from what I understand is cool as well. I say understand because I haven’t spent any time with her alone.
Every now and then she’ll come in and talk with us. Now my friends and I are notorious for ripping on each other in good fun. During a chat, she chimed in with a ridiculous idea about something, I don’t remember what. I looked her straight in the eye and proclaimed “What the f*** are you talking about?! That is the worst idea I’ve ever heard.” And I tell you, she looked at me and smiled. My friends laughed, as they should have. It was a horrible idea. You guys have no idea
Then the other day I was dozing off in our common room on the recliner listening to the new Mars Volta CD when she comes in and is hovering over my face. My friends start to snicker and I open my eyes. I see her, and ask, “What the hell are you doing?” She laughs and messes up my hair as she walks to sit down. Please notice how she initiates the touching, which many can tell you is a good thing.
Today I was at my computer working on my English final and this same girl walks in. She pauses at my door, says “Hiiiiiii Shizam!” and winks seductively at me, just like every other time she sees me. I just raise my hand and give a quick “Hey.” Then return to my work.
Now she is leaving messages on my door’s message board and AIM saying things like “You stud, pimp, etc etc.” Not once have I run any game on her. I’m just doing my thing, being myself and she is into it. Sad to say (for her) that she isn’t my type, plus I’d rather not date within my building. It gets messy, the last thing you need is drama where you sleep.
Surprising? It shouldn’t be. Though the power of treating everyone the same can be astounding. One of the girls next door whom I treated the exact same way came into my room, asked me to give her a shoulder massage, and then asked to take it to the bedroom. Not once had I ever tried to “pick her up” at all. Now I will admit that I may be her type (she sure as hell isn’t mine, lol), but my friend runs game on her all the time and she doesn’t even give him the time of day.
So really, don’t be too concerned on how to act to get women interested in you. You’ve been doing it the whole time subconsciously. I say laugh heartily, swear, call people idiots, moron, and dumbasses as you please. If you do these things normally, they should be the most comfortable parts of your world. As long as you’re real, things tend to work out.
Treat everyone, and I mean EVERYONE (especially females) the same (initially).
Yep, you heard me right. I literally mean I want you to treat everyone with the same behavior you treat your best friends. Not recent acquaintances that you just met, but your real friends. The ones you’ve known for years. The ones that you have been on adventures with and the ones you have traveled hundreds, if not thousands of miles with. The ones you can live with for months at a time and not have a single confrontation.
Have you ever noticed that your friends who never are a hit with the ladies always change their behavior around women? They stop saying offensive things, they compliment (supplicate) on anything they can think of, and generally surrender their penis and testicles over in a floral décor handbag. If they suddenly started acting like this around you, I would hope you would punch them in the arm and tell them, “What the hell is wrong with you dude?” You didn’t become their friend because they complimented how nice your ass looks in those pants. You became friends because you shared interests with each other, you both had common passions that you pursued in life.
I’ll give you guys an example. One of the girls in my dorm from the 23rd floor recently discovered the greatness that is the suite I share with my roommates. Now this girl is very cute (HB 8-9 on most people’s scales), and from what I understand is cool as well. I say understand because I haven’t spent any time with her alone.
Every now and then she’ll come in and talk with us. Now my friends and I are notorious for ripping on each other in good fun. During a chat, she chimed in with a ridiculous idea about something, I don’t remember what. I looked her straight in the eye and proclaimed “What the f*** are you talking about?! That is the worst idea I’ve ever heard.” And I tell you, she looked at me and smiled. My friends laughed, as they should have. It was a horrible idea. You guys have no idea
Then the other day I was dozing off in our common room on the recliner listening to the new Mars Volta CD when she comes in and is hovering over my face. My friends start to snicker and I open my eyes. I see her, and ask, “What the hell are you doing?” She laughs and messes up my hair as she walks to sit down. Please notice how she initiates the touching, which many can tell you is a good thing.
Today I was at my computer working on my English final and this same girl walks in. She pauses at my door, says “Hiiiiiii Shizam!” and winks seductively at me, just like every other time she sees me. I just raise my hand and give a quick “Hey.” Then return to my work.
Now she is leaving messages on my door’s message board and AIM saying things like “You stud, pimp, etc etc.” Not once have I run any game on her. I’m just doing my thing, being myself and she is into it. Sad to say (for her) that she isn’t my type, plus I’d rather not date within my building. It gets messy, the last thing you need is drama where you sleep.
Surprising? It shouldn’t be. Though the power of treating everyone the same can be astounding. One of the girls next door whom I treated the exact same way came into my room, asked me to give her a shoulder massage, and then asked to take it to the bedroom. Not once had I ever tried to “pick her up” at all. Now I will admit that I may be her type (she sure as hell isn’t mine, lol), but my friend runs game on her all the time and she doesn’t even give him the time of day.
So really, don’t be too concerned on how to act to get women interested in you. You’ve been doing it the whole time subconsciously. I say laugh heartily, swear, call people idiots, moron, and dumbasses as you please. If you do these things normally, they should be the most comfortable parts of your world. As long as you’re real, things tend to work out.
