Sorry to double post but, sweet mother Mary, did you guys see this part of the site:
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QUESTIONNAIRE ON "GETTING OVER AN EX"
__ Our next book is called "Next! The Rules for Starting Over." We would love to hear how you moved on from a breakup or divorce. Please fill out our online questionnaire. All information will be kept strictly confidential. Thanks! Ellen and Sherrie
RULES CONSULTATION RATES AND SERVICES
E-MAIL CONSULTATIONS WITH AUTHORS, 100% CONFIDENTIAL AND ENCRYPTED: Consultation: $150. Quick question: $50.
INITIAL ONE HOUR PHONE CONSULTATION......$200 (one-time fee)
All 45-minute phone consultations thereafter....$175.
Package of six 45-minute phone consultations.... $900 (only $150 each, save $150)
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We offer the following services:
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how to be a CUAO whether you are in a relationship or not (includes tips for physical appearance and attitude)
where to meet men (including tips for online and video/matchmaking dating services)
how to do The Rules at parties, bars, clubs, and singles weekends, and online
how to know if you are in a Rules relationship now
how to act on dates in the early stages of your relationship
how to juggle e-mailing and calling in a relationship
how to write an ad and post the best photo if you are doing online dating
how to get him to propose or move on
how to apply The Rules if you are engaged or married and much more!
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$200 for the initial call??!! WTF?! Who's paying for this sh!t?!
This only irritated me because last weekend I was at Barnes & Noble picking around in the psychology section and I swear to God every prominently displayed book title in the section was, "How to turn him into Mr. Right", "Fix Him", "Fixerupper", "12 steps to getting him to commit", and "Why men are bad and need you to correct their thinking" or some sh!t to that effect. I wonder how quick I could get a book published titled "Put her off Forever" or "How to get that fat b!tch into the gym and fvck you like a porn star withouth marrying her" ? It's basically the same friggin' thing they're selling.