I was at a party couple months ago, went in with a couple of my boys. Didn't really know too many heads, but I noticed this one fat chick who apparently had something against me... I heard she was digging me through one of her girl friends, but I just laughed when I heard it. She must've been hurt by that.
Anyways, chick was giving me the gas face... acting like I'm supposed to give a damn about her toxic azz attitude. Chick is all lookin at me and just talkin to her friends and just laughing, I knew she was trying to get my attention.
So me, being the gentleman I was, turned to her, and said hella loud with a big azz grin, "Hey chubby, what you drinkin tonight?" LOL... shoulda seen the look this broad face.
SHUT...DOOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNNN.
Game Over.