Stirred Up The Hornet's Nest Over At Gp.com with my "Tips"

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  1. DIESEL

    DIESEL Master Don Juan

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    HEY GUYS: I WAS BORED WITH THE THREADS ON THIS SITE, SO I WENT OVER TO GP.COM AND AFTER BEING SICKENED BY THE GARBAGE I WAS READING OVER THERE I SENT OFF THIS LITTLE MISSIVE: (guaranteed to outrage!)

    However, I live my life by these principles. The results speak for themselves.

    (BTW, I post under my alterego "black bull" on gp.com)
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    THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT WOMEN, FOR THE CLUELESS LADS LOOKING TO GET LAID.

    TO THE GUYS THAT POST HERE: You are pathetic. You come here with your tales of wuss-dom and wonder why the girl you have a hard-on for always goes for the prick/jock.

    Well here's what's it all about coming from the mouth of a jock who at the age of 28 has bagged more girls than some of you chodes will bang in a lifetime, hell 3 lifetimes (I am the guy who was probably fukking the girl you pine over like a wuss-bag in your miserable high school existence.)

    Consider this a shining beacon of male-reason to cut through all the bullshyt I read on this forum, that in the end only serves to emasculate you poor, clueless bastards even more.

    THE CARDINAL RULES:

    1. 95% OF WOMEN ARE UTTERLY WORTHLESS, (OTHER THAN FOR SEX OF COURSE) AND ULTIMATELY REPLACEABLE.

    I could really give a fukk about most of the women I meet, even most of the ones I end up fukking. They are lame, boring, kind of stupid, and usually lacking in any kind of original thought. They are utterly self-important, self centered and basically wait around for the man in their life to give them some kind of purpose outside of school/job/or whatever sport they engage in.

    Another thing that annoys me is that a lot of guys fall into the delusion of getting into "platonic relationships" with girls... what a crock of shyt!! Girls really have nothing to contribute to hanging out with the boys other than as a conduit to meeting other, hotter girls..... other than that, females are pretty worthless to men. Most men just don't have the balls to admit it to themselves.

    Therefore, gentlemen, simplify your lives thusly. So: regarding Girls: - if you're not fukkin' them - drop 'em... unless she has hot friends. Other than that - they are utterly worthless to you.

    Once in a blue moon, you'll actually meet a girl who is actually worth some kind of effort. But this is a very dicy judgment call, and I would assume most of you guys are too inexperienced with women and stlll prone to mushy touchy-feely bullshyt emotions to make this distinction yet. You have to muck through a lot of sluts and ****-teases to find some quality. Quality, of course, is individual criteria you guys will create as you gain experience with women. And even when you find quality, there's no guarantee it'll last.

    2. YOU SHOULD NEVER REALLY GIVE A FLYING FUKK WHAT A GIRL THINKS ABOUT YOU ANYWAY. DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT TO DO AND NEVER TAKE ANY BULLSHYT FROM A WOMAN. REMEMBER, YOU'RE A MAN NOT SOME EMASCULATED PVSSY. IF YOU ARE NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT OUT OF A "RELATIONSHIP" YOU WALK WITHOUT HESITATION. PERIOD. AND DON'T LOOK BACK. THERE'S ALWAYS ANOTHER ONE.

    ONCE YOU GIVE UP YOUR POWER IN A RELATIONSHIP, YOUR WOMAN WILL LOSE ALL RESPECT FOR YOU, AND IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM THERE.

    3. DON'T EVER TAKE ADVICE FROM WOMEN ABOUT WOMEN. THEY ARE UTTERLY CLUELESS. WHY? BECAUSE THEY THEMSELVES ARE TOTALLY FULL OF SHYT, AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY REALLY WANT. THEY'LL ONLY TELL WHAT YOU THINK YOU WANT TO HEAR, AND USUALLY IT HAS NO FOUNDATION IN REALITY.

    IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME: TAKE THEIR ADVICE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED.

    4. THE GUYS THAT SCORE TONS OF PVSSY ARE THE ONES YOU SHOULD BE ASKING FOR ADVICE, BECAUSE THEY SECRETLY KNOW WHAT THEY (WOMEN) REALLY WANT:

    CHICKS GET OFF ON POWER. WHY DO YOU THINK THEY GO FOR THE JOCKS AND THE DUDES WITH THE DEFINED PECS AND SIXPACKS, AND NOT SOME FLABBY, TERRIBLE-POETRY-SPOUTING LOSER LIKE YOU? POWER, BABY.

    SO CALL A GIRL OUT WHEN SHE SAYS SOME STUPID SHYT OR TRIES TO PULL SOME CRAP ON YOU, HAVE SOME BALLS AND TAKE HER OFF THAT DAMN PEDESTAL. CHANCES ARE SHE'S NOT EVEN THAT HOT, DUMBA$$.

    IT'S THE WHOLE ALPHA MALE THING, ADAPTED TO HUMANS. ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT. NOTHING GETS A GIRL OFF LIKE POWER. (like a guy who isn't afraid to tell a girl - overtly or covertly - that he wants to get into her pants).. THIS POWER... JERKS LIKE ME HAVE IT. "NICE GUY" PUSSIES LIKE YOU DON'T. THAT'S WHY YOU JERK YOURSELF OFF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT.

    WHAT THEY REALLY WANT IS TO BE TREATED LIKE DIRT. THAT MEANS FUKK THE LIVING SHYT OUT OF THEM, MULTIPLE TIMES IN ONE NIGHT TO MIND BLOWING ORGASMS, AND THEN DISAPPEAR FOR AWHILE. YOU'LL SEE HOW THEY ALWAYS COME BACK FOR MORE. TO THIS EXTENT, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE MORE THAN ONE GIRL. THIS KEEPS STUPID HEAD-TRIP PLAYING BYTCHES IN CHECK. AND OF COURSE, VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE (to borrow the lame cliche..hey it's true !! )

    5. HAVE SOME BALLS AND BE A MAN. ACTION, ATTITUDE AND NOT OVERANALYSIS IS THE KEY TO GETTING LAID TO THAT EFFECT, IF YOU LOOK LIKE A WUSSY, YOU'LL BE TREATED LIKE A WUSSY. GET OFF YOUR FAT, LAZY ASS AND GET IN THE GYM. BEAT THE JOCKS AT THEIR OWN GAME. STOP LAMENTING THE UNFAIRNESS OF IT ALL. GET OVER THAT SHYT. LIFE ISN'T FAIR. YOU WANT TO START FUKKIN HOT BYTCHES? GET OFF YOUR ASS AND MAKE IT HAPPEN.

    6. IF YOU HATE YOURSELF OR THE WAY YOU LOOK NONE OF WHAT I SAID IN POSTS 1-5 WILL MAKE A BIT OF DIFFERENCE. YOU HAVE TO REMAKE YOURSELF INTO A PIMP. THIS IS WHERE BECOMING FRIENDS WITH A CERTIFIED MACK WORKS WONDERS. IF YOUR CURRENT INCARNATION IS NOT GETTING YOU LAID , WISHING THAT GIRLS SEE YOU FOR "WHO YOU REALLY ARE" IS NOTHING BUT A FUKKIN SELF DELUSION. GET OFF THAT FUKKIN CLOUD, AND START DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

    7. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GET OFF THIS SITE. THIS SITE WILL NOT GET YOU LAID. IT WILL TURN YOU INTO AN EMASCULATED SHE-MALE.

    8. ONLY UGLY, SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED, PLAIN JANE, AND/OR FAT CHICKS, POST ON THESE FORUMS (and the Internet in general). THE TRULY INSANE POPULAR, HOT BYTCHES YOU WANT TO BE FUKKIN ARE OUT GETTING RAILED BY THEIR A$$HOLE BOYFRIENDS AT THIS VERY MINUTE OR CRUISING FOR DYCK AT THE HOT NIGHTSPOT AS WE SPEAK. THEY DON'T SIT AT HOME AND CRUISE THE NET.

    9. LADIES, I COULD GIVE A FLYING FUKK ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS TO THIS POST. WHY? BECAUSE AS MUCH AS YOU HATE GUYS LIKE ME ON PAPER, WHEN YOU MEET US OUT IN THE REAL WORLD, WE MAKE YOUR PUZZIES WET.

    10. IF YOU ARE A GUY READING THIS AND THINK I'M A PRICK, CONGRATULATIONS, GIVE YOURSELF A PAT ON THE BACK.

    BUT THEN AGAIN, IN ONE HOUR ONE OF MY FB (**** buddy) WILL BE GETTING OFF WORK AND I WILL FUKK HER TIL 5AM. WHAT ABOUT YOU? THIS ISN'T TO BE AN ******* (even though I am) , IT'S THE RAW, UNADULTERATED TRUTH.

    IF YOU CAN'T STOMACH THIS, AND THIS KIND OF BRUTAL TALK STILL HASN'T INSPIRED YOU INTO ACTION... LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND CHECK IF YOU STILL HAVE A PAIR DOWN THERE.

    11. RELATIONSHIPS ARE HIGHLY OVERRATED. LOOK AT GEORGE CLOONEY, HE'S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA. When you get married you might as well hand your testicles over to your wife. So I'll go kicking and screaming til the bitter end.

    12. REAL MEN EAT MEAT. GIRLS SECRETLY THINK THAT VEGETARIANS ARE PVSSIES. MANY OF MY ATTRACTIVE LADY FRIENDS (i.e. FBs) HAVE TOLD ME THIS IN CONFIDENCE. I JUST HAD TO THROW THAT IN THERE. SOMEHOW I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED TO FIND A LOT OF VEGETARIANS ON THIS SITE.

    HAVE A NICE DAY,
    the bull
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  2. Drug_L0rd

    Drug_L0rd Senior Don Juan

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    wow, so many caps in one post...just amazing.

    btw, this is the first time i've seen you out of the health and fitness forum.
     
  3. LuckyMonkey

    LuckyMonkey Don Juan

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    what address is that gp.com?

    i went to www.gp.com and well it is some weird home builder site.
    so what is the true address?
     
  4. NYC Dude

    NYC Dude Master Don Juan

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    www.girlproblems.com and all I can say is UGH! Those are the most pitiful people I've ever seen. And the time that I read something that actually sounded anti-AFC, there were flames abound. Those people need to learn, but don't bring 'em here. DIESEL has the right idea.
     
  5. karmavsDogma

    karmavsDogma Don Juan

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    OMFG!!! That's beautiful, baby. And the flames were just great! Thanks, I needed a laugh. And what you said, totally true.

    btw, this is also the first time I've seen you off the Health and Fitness forum :)
     
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  6. Ragnar

    Ragnar Senior Don Juan

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    Right on Brother.

    But, telling people to get off this site is a bit hypocrytical isn't it, considering you are here posting.

    Anyway, I agree totally with you.
     
  7. Babaganoosh

    Babaganoosh Don Juan

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    Sadly, I also agree with most of it. North America has for the most part become a feminized society where the men have been taught to become touchy-feely and sensitive, and forget the true nature of a man. If you go to a European country and see how macho all the men are, you'll understand. And from personal experience, 99% of the women I've met had nowhere near the creativity, intelligence and/or sense of humor of my male friends. Good eye-opening post.

    Oh yeah, some of the replies were pretty funny :)
     
  8. Amlothi

    Amlothi Master Don Juan

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    To be honest, I think your method of presentation was over the top. If you really intended to have an effect (other than invoke flames) and help anyone, you could have been less provocative in your wording and even taunting.

    Though, I do agree that most guys need to see the other end of the extreme before they can find the "moderation" or middle ground between ******* and nice guy before they can begin to turn, if you are blatantly attacking them when you do it, it only makes their ears close.

    Just my $0.02
     
  9. 1utfan1

    1utfan1 Senior Don Juan

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    I love Diesel's post. It's like a DJ drill seargent screaming in your face! But yes, I think it was a little over the top for the spineless jellyfish over at GP. Once they hit their breaking point his post will hit a grand slam with them!! Nice post Diesel.
     
  10. DIESEL

    DIESEL Master Don Juan

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    What I put on this thread, is what I posted on girlproblems.com. I was telling them to get off THAT site, not the DJ site.
     
  11. DIESEL

    DIESEL Master Don Juan

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    Yeah, if you notice, I do recognize that I am being quite brutal in the thread itself. To be honest, I was having some fun over there, because I was getting bored with the threads here on "my late night waiting for my FB to get off work" internet surfing.

    It is definitely over the top. But even if I posted it in a "nice guy way" they would still flame it. So I figured why not take the tone of that guy which they openly despise but secretly wish they could be like.

    thanks for the feedback,
    D
     
  12. Ragnar

    Ragnar Senior Don Juan

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    Precisely!

    Very well put.

    You are essentially saying be the Man everyone else wishes he could be. But when you actually go out there and do it, it works. And it works extremely well becuase women want a Man not a pu$$y.
     
  13. Page

    Page Master Don Juan

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    Great post.


    What you said about the chicks that inflate their egos is dead on. Just b/c they have a bunch of AFCs waiting to kiss the ground they walk on, these girls end up thinking that they're the shyt. I see it every day, anbd it never ceases to amuse me. At my college, I sit in the food court (when I'm not closing a HB for her digits, that is ;) ) and I notice that wherever there's a HB, lots of guys are swarming the area like ants to a sugar spill. They're not even trying to close her, either--- from what I can observe, they're just hanging out and talking to her everyday. (which we all know is the freeway that leads to the friends-zone.)
     
  14. Bud Wiser

    Bud Wiser Don Juan

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    I could see how Diesel's post could be mistaken for being mysognist at first glance, but read it again and he says "95% of all women are utterly worthless...etc."

    Of course, all human beings have great worth, but for the sake of either shagging, an LTR, or marriage, fact is, to virtually any guy most women are worthless. Same goes for women when selecting men. Why not? It's just basic human nature to be selective.

    The very fact that those guys are on a site called, "girlproblems" indicates to me that they're making more problems for themselves and the women around them than they're solving. Well, tsk, tsk -- isn't that just too, too bad for those drama queen wussies.

    (By the way, for any guys who have just decided to dump "girlproblems" to join this forum -- welcome! You've just made one of the smartest moves of your life. You've come to a place where we don't whine about our problems, we solve them.)
     
  15. Sir Shags Alot

    Sir Shags Alot Senior Don Juan

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    totally agree and welcome!
     
  16. Cyledehysp

    Cyledehysp Don Juan

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    They are so weak! Not only they couldn`t defend their own opinions on their own forum (other than "your such an a$$") but finally erased whole thread.

    It`s like saying: We are such a pu$$ies! We don`t really know how to answer what this real man written here, but hey - we can delete whole thing!

    ignorants...
     
  17. Elimidate

    Elimidate Senior Don Juan

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    CLASSIC DIESEL! CLASSIC!

    Nicely done LOLOL

    Elimidate
     
  18. LionFox

    LionFox Don Juan

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    Awesome! Best post I've read since Secerts of the Jerk!

    Hey.. I think that should be in the DJ Bible..

    Nice work Diesel!
     
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  19. sonick182

    sonick182 Master Don Juan

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    WHere's the thread? i wanna see responses...

    did they delete it? coz i read that facist mods thread you stuck up there...
     
  20. Don-Wan Kenobi

    Don-Wan Kenobi Senior Don Juan

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    And they call themselves "Girl Problems." What a travesty!

    DIESEL,

    I did not get a chance to read your post at girlproblems before it was removed from discussion. I commend you for attempting to introduce your macho and empowering rap to our clueless and broken hearted neighbors at girlproblems.

    When I began posting on that other board, it was out of empathy. I could understand the frustration of many of the male posters who had no idea where they stood in relationships. I wanted to help them gather their emotions and take control over their lives and their relationships. The contributions of fellow DJs and their spectacular brand of tough love are what kept me a frequent visitor. DIESEL, it's great to see you joining the ranks of Dish, Blitz, Steed and other major contributors.

    That being said, I am saddened to discover that your post has been removed from discussion. The moderators have not commented on the status of your post and so I hesitate to point the finger at them. In fact, I am sending in a squadron of inspectors to allow me to determine the exact cause of and individuals responsible for the exclusion of DIESEL's contribution to the forum. Before I engage the girlproblem mods and declare their incompetence, I'll give peace a chance and allow them more time to divulge any and all black bull post they may be hiding and to once again, allow them to be scrutinized, praised, and condemed in proper discussion board fashion.

    I have a few things to say about the post itself...
     
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