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"Women are like hurricanes. When they come they are wild and wet and when they leave they take your house and your car"

"Fat chicks are like mopeds. They're fun until your friend catches you on one."
 

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Change is hard
You fight to hold on, You fight to let go

"Go play , Have fun" Shredder TMNT
 

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No one gets out of the game of life alive. You either die in the bleachers, or on the field. So, you might as well play out on the field, and go for it. -Les Brown
 

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"Don't wait, act"- Quote by every good Don Juan out there.
 

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in one handsome and well-preserved piece. You should slide broadside across that finish line, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, and shouting, "Geronimo!"
 

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"Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't."
 

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Cr1msonKing said:
"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us."
Love that... I was gonna post that exact same thing :eek: but great minds think alike eh :up:
 

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KarmaSutra said:
"If you're not fvcking her, you're her girlfriend."

Rollo Tomassi.

This quote changed my life.
I love being in my 20s in 2007 where this no longer applies.
 

Serialized3

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Mine:

"I want a truth for which I can live and die"
--Søren Kierkegaard
 

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"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you are right."

Love it.
 

Serialized3

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KarmaSutra said:
Which explains why you're content being her girlfriend.
Yeah, a girlfriend that gets to fuck her no strings attached.
 

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DonJuan11 said:
Because anymore, girls in their late teens/early 20s (particularly college girls) often just want to have no-strings-attached sex, most often with male friends that they feel comfortable around (like me).
 

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"Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it."
Francois de La Rochefoucauld


"The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer."


"Two things a man should never be angry at: what he can help, and what he cannot help"
 

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Serialized3 said:
Because anymore, girls in their late teens/early 20s (particularly college girls) often just want to have no-strings-attached sex, most often with male friends that they feel comfortable around (like me).

Be quite certain that your "girlfriend" is having other guys clutter up her butter gutter without any strings.

How do those fellas' nutbutter taste by proxy? You'll probably come back with some nonsense about that not being true or that you don't go down on her or some other such rubbish but the fact is you're ingesting whatever guy was behind you in stabbing this cvm receptacle.

Hope he didn't eat asparagus :nono: .
 
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