Step 1 is your profile. ABSOLUTE BEST PICTURES IS A MUST. Your profile needs to be fun, yet 'serious' and have perfect spelling. Profile pictures: First have your absolute BEST pictures up. Use a shirtless beach picture, or basketball, athletic pic, (especially if you work out and look good shirtless. no mirror shots) have pictures SMILING. One alone indoor pic is good. More outdoor pictures doing activities, at parties, cookouts are better. Pictures full length and dressed WELL. Headline: "The pig of your dreams." "D.T.F= Down To Fish". something clever and funny or use a moving emoticon :yes: (for catching the eye) or a short funny line from a popular new movie. Fish Personality: Seahorse (Let the chicks wonder about riding the Seahorse but don't bring it up.) Interests: You can sprinkle in subtle 'sexual' suggestions not too obvious in your interests. Don't put them all in a line..scatter them into your interests. IE: Soul mates, Dancing, Sleeping while listening to the rain fall, Bonfires at the beach, Sneakers, Car shows, Saving Money, Basketball, Business, Traveling, Cuddling watching scary movies, Pretty women, Hygiene, Beach, Relaxing massages, Lounges, Reading, The economy, Working out, Eating healthy, Boxing, Sensual kisses, Honesty, Integrity, Loyalty, Friends, Family, Zoo, Amusement parks, Movies, Good teeth, Dressing well, Skinny dipping, Waterfalls, Biking, BBQ's, Summer, Being active, Pretty feet, Laughing, Smiling, Winery’s, Museums, Friendship, Comedy, Trying different ethnic foods, Road trips, God Your intent is a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP. You are looking for: LONG TERM. Play the game. About me Ex: (you can copy and paste it to yours and tweak it a bit) Confident NOT c0cky. Kind NOT a doormat. Funny NOT a clown. I'm particularly interested in someone who is fashionable, curvy and easy on the eyes who will enrich my life, body, mind and soul as much as I will theirs... So, if you're a woman with true feminine core, playful, affectionate, reasonably cute, healthy, giver not taker, have a sense of humor (genuine kind, not sarcasm), socially intelligent, not too aloof, comfortable with sexuality, willing to evolve and grow to your fullest potential without being judged and repressed by others, confident, and of course able to like me for who I am, well, then drop me a line here and let's have some fun. If you're looking for a one night stand, an upgrade to your current boyfriend, or don't know what you want (easily influenced by T.V.) I'm NOT for you. Good luck in your search then and 'relationship' goals for 2012. Just because I signed up for this site as another option to meet people besides the people I meet in everyday life doesn't mean I'm going to trip over myself to 'impress' you. There's a huge difference between getting countless emails in your inbox from every pervert on this site and actually being the type of woman that would make a man want to stay. True story. Ok. Enough of that. Let's meet up and do the damn thang!! Party time! First Date: International crime spree? I need an accomplice! ;P Mail Settings: Make sure you check off you don't want people who do drugs, are married, messaged others for sexual encounters, activity partners, chat. (Everyone on there is looking to fvck. You just have to play the game like you're 'seriously' looking just like the chicks do they'll see you have 'standards' from your profile and mail settings. It won't stop you from emailing whomever though..) My post count is done for the day. Tomorrow I'll post the intro email, the second message, the third reply to give you their number, the copy and paste reply to chicks who 'call you out' on your first message being copy and paste, and the email to chicks who just view your profile or get your first message and view your profile and don't respond to the first. Easy work. Spam, three messages number obtained. Setup meet. Rinse, Cycle, repeat.