Official Sosuave poster roast thread?

[Purefilth]

Körniger Frischkäse is in fact THE GUY IN THE VIDEO BELOW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJg66F8Bzc8

After his business venture failed, he retreated to SS in order to boast of how badly he hates martial arts.

Little did he know he shouldve taken the class I Teach.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGL_vNtelrM





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[nismo-4]

Atom smasher smashes male butt named Adam and Rollo loves negotiating desire with his bulletproof game and charming personality!!

 

[Aristippus]

Rollo Tomassi is neither rational, nor a male. He/she is in fact an insane, coked-up transsexual.

 

[Aristippus]

Purefilth,

Me, goundra, and Körniger Frischkäse will have to show you how it's done. This is REAL Karate. http://youtu.be/RZ6HQL8orL4

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Naughty Ninja is 43 years old and he still hasn't figured out how to handle a REAL woman.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Naughty Ninja read his own posts and per his signature, drove himself to severe BPD.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Jair213 posted a thread in "Anything Else" asking if dudes wanted n00des of his BPD ex. No one requested them as they've already gotten them from her on POF.

 

[Purefilth]

Purefilth,

Me, goundra, and Körniger Frischkäse will have to show you how it's done. This is REAL Karate. http://youtu.be/RZ6HQL8orL4

Had me in stitches!

 

[BeDJ]

BeginningDJ has a crush on me

How did you obtain rep while still being a virgin? :nervous:

 

[Purefilth]

How did you obtain rep while still being a virgin? :nervous:

The magical mystery of the internet.

I figured it out though. Sageproduct is funny and gets rep for his f/r work.

Samthehobbitt is a foreveralone, never sarges and HE gets rep from the hardcore red-pillheads by making womanhating posts.

 

[sageproduct]

How did you obtain rep while still being a virgin? :nervous:

cheap handjobs

 

[Aristippus]

cheap handjobs

^ ^ ^

http://youtu.be/Az8r1Xmwjmo

 

[typical]

Aristippus secretly wants one of sageproducts legendary handjobs

 

[sageproduct]

^ ^ ^

http://youtu.be/Az8r1Xmwjmo

I am mortified. pLEASE wake me up when this nightmare is over

 

[Crissco]

hahaha this thread is f*cking awesome! Had me cracking up!

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Backbreaker couldn't restrain his horse racing gambling addiction and placed a bet on the third annual SS approach anxiety contest on which "Stallion" he thought would win..According to BB he won "handsomely"..

 

[SamTheHobit]

Backbreaker couldn't restrain his horse racing gambling addiction and placed a bet on the third annual SS approach anxiety contest on which "Stallion" he thought would win..According to BB he won "handsomely"..

Lmfao xD

 

[5string]

Backbreaker couldn't restrain his horse racing gambling addiction and placed a bet on the third annual SS approach anxiety contest on which "Stallion" he thought would win..According to BB he won "handsomely"..

Gold! Ninja is a fvckin genius! :crackup:

 

[5string]

Judge Nismo is really Anthony Weiner who got busted for sending pics of his package to Justin Beiber.

 

[sageproduct]

It was finally revealed that sosuave is actually a video game. The more replies you get to your trollolol thread, the better you're doing. TheLoner is an up and coming rising star. Maybe one day he can join the recent legendary Hall of Famer: Ronaldo7.



Seriously though guys, it amazes me how completely unable many of you are to recognizing obvious trollololols.