bukowski_merit
Master Don Juan
[note: Just figured i'd post this for people to learn from. I've done this a ton of times over the last couple of years, although it normally doesn't go this well (because the women turn out to be not what i expected.)]
She was cute, and something i had never had before.
So...
Doing a mass email night last Wednesday on POF (I spend about 2 hours just emailing 30-40 girls.) I come across a pretty cute Asian girl. Her profile says that’s she’s an introvert and shy; yet she looks sexy as hell. Short skirts on, amazing looking body, cute face.
Based mostly on the fact that she’s shy/introvert – I decide to send her a corny compliment and a little bit of a neg.
ME: You look like you’re trying to steal men’s dreams! Yet, you don’t seem to have much of a story; you can’t be that boring!
HER: That's a sweet compliments I just like to make it short and simple. You can ask anything you want if I'm missing some info. I'm [her name] btw..
I see she has listed on her profile that she’s an Aquarius. I look that up on some site and do some astrology game on her about what she is based on her sign. I end it with “My name is jon... my sign is gemini... my bite is hard... and i look forward to more”
She responds back telling me that that’s not her sign, that she lied on the website lol… Whatever… She asks me what I mean by “my bite is hard”… I don’t explain it to her….
Blah blah blah… The next day and 4 messsages later I ask for her number so we can text (YOU SHOULDN’T TEXT WOMEN!!!! bite me! I’ve seduced more women through text than most have in person.)
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It's a game! It's a game? No! It's sex talk.
So on Thursday, I kept it simple for most of the DAY. We exchanged 5-6 texts. Basic stuff, lightly teasing her…
Now, I like to start talking to women about sex around 10-11pm on weekdays. The reason for this is – they normally aren’t working or out at this time, so they can focus more on the Q&A session. Around this time I like to introduce the “question and answer” game…
Basically: I ask a question and she answers, then she asks me a question and I answer. There’s 3 rounds: Round 1) Basic question. - Round 2) What’s your favorite? - Round 3) Sex and romance (I used to just say “sex,” but would get some resistance, so I added the “romance” part…. And haven’t had one person turn down the game since. )
Anyway, around 10pm I drop the idea of this game on her and she’s down. Round one… Blah blah blah… Round two… Blah blah blah…
Round 3 comes and continues to go on for the next 20 hours! (she even asks me the next morning: “Is the game over? Or can we still play it?)
We basically have a long session of every sex question imaginable.
She says to me at some point on Friday, “I love this game! It keeps getting interesting.”
During these questions and answers – she sends me some “erotic” pics of her. No nudes though. All looks good! And she wears really expensive underwear, which I love.
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4 things you should know (that i assigned letters to instead of numbers because im so avant garde)
Maybe i'll fvck you tomorrow then
So as the game’s unwinding I ask her “so southern NJ is half way between us. Im going to get a room down there sometime. You’re invited to come along” – Her response to that is “maybe I will. ”
I would have asked her to meet me that Friday night, because she was HOT for me. But, I already had a hotel date with a different woman (one ive been with tons of times).
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That iron is hot
Saturday we’re no longer playing the game. Going back and fourth in topics. Texts are further apart. I feel some of the energy fading. I need to make my move NOW.
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It's going down.... Basement
Basically I find out she’s not doing anything Saturday night. So I tell her some plans fell through, and I’m free. I ask her if she wants to meet me half way between us, and I’ll look for a place. She says she has a problem: Her car is in the shop because it was involved in a hit and run. BUT she will check with some family members and see if she can get a car, if she can’t SHE’LL GET A RENTAL!…. She wants to meet me that bad? A few minutes later she texts me that her brother is going to let her use his car and he’s bringing it to her now.
“Cool, “ I say, “I’ll go ahead and find us a place real quick. Book it, and probably be able to leave my house by 10.” - - - Her response “Book? Wait, what kind of place is this?”
[Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sh!t! LOL… I’m about to get some serious BS! Ok… I’ll play along but not going to be specific and see where it goes…]
ME: What kind of place is this? A place to hangout, drink, and stay….
HER: Oh ok. I thought you were talking about a hotel cuz you said book. I was about to spazz on you! Lol… But yeah, just any bar is fine, I like to dance, but meeting you is more important.
My RESPONSE (bare with me): Uhm. I am talking about a hotel. And if you want to spazz at that idea – spazz at it; I don’t care. Don’t be scared of the stigma that comes with renting a room at a hotel. Neither of us has to do sh!t with the other person if we don’t want to.
[my reasoning for such a tuff tone with her, is: 1) I know she really wants to meet me (willing to rent a car if she has to). 2) I know that she’s already asked to borrow her brothers car and he’s on his way to bring it to her. Which means she’s already committed to the idea of doing something with her night. 3) I wasn’t scared of losing her if she “spazzed” out.)
So, I put it on her. Will she meet me at a hotel or not?]
HER: Can you please call me? I’m trying to get ready and can’t do that and text too.
[this means she’s going to meet me at a hotel lol]
When we talk on the phone - I make fun of her a lot, I keep saying: “this doesn’t sound like much spazzing.” And, “you’re not very good at this spazzing thing.” I also make fun of the fact that she sounds like she’s from Brooklyn. Very thick NYC accent. After some banter like this - she agrees to come to the hotel. I tell her I’ll book it.
I book it on the phone with her, give her the info, and tell her I’ll see her in 45 minutes. She says, “I really hope you’re at least close to how you look in your picture. I’ve meant 4 guys off of POF for dinner, and all of them were ugly and it makes me mad when people don’t look like their pictures. Then they wonder why I ignore their messages after the dates.”
This gave me some pause because I by far have the best pic of me up on my POF (yes, I only have 1 and I refuse to send more.) But I push on anyway…. Tell her, “oh, im much uglier, you aren’t going to like me.”
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Happily ever after
Rest of the story summarized: She’s just as sexy in person as online. She’s so short and petite, but has a big ass and tits (she says this is true for most Cambodian women). She didn’t seem shy at all, but explains “that’s because I feel like I’ve known you for a long time.” (getting a woman to open up about sex does this.) We have sour apple vodka, which is about as good as drinking stomach acid… But we both drink it anyway. She asks me “have you ever been with an Asian woman?” I say “Nope. Both times it was about to happen my boy who is Asian has ****blocked.” - - - There’s a grin on her face. She starts moving around the room a lot. From one spot to the other. Bed to chair, to standing up, to the bathroom, looking through her purse, etc. This is a lot of times how women get when they’re ready…. So I grab her and kiss her, and about a hour later – I had been with an asian (she put up a ton of LMR, but I was never convinced by it.).
Note: Softest skin I’ve ever felt! Big ass without one wrinkle in it! Huge sex drive. = We will be doing this again! (and that’s kind of rare with a lot of them I meet online; most are just a one and done thing.)
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Funny stuff
Her (right before leaving Sunday morning): So are you still planning to go fishing now that you've meant me?
ME: (completely not answering the question): Baby... There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Result = Her playfully attacking me and our 3rd and one final sex session before the exit.
She was cute, and something i had never had before.
So...
Doing a mass email night last Wednesday on POF (I spend about 2 hours just emailing 30-40 girls.) I come across a pretty cute Asian girl. Her profile says that’s she’s an introvert and shy; yet she looks sexy as hell. Short skirts on, amazing looking body, cute face.
Based mostly on the fact that she’s shy/introvert – I decide to send her a corny compliment and a little bit of a neg.
ME: You look like you’re trying to steal men’s dreams! Yet, you don’t seem to have much of a story; you can’t be that boring!
HER: That's a sweet compliments
I just like to make it short and simple. You can ask anything you want if I'm missing some info. I'm [her name] btw..I see she has listed on her profile that she’s an Aquarius. I look that up on some site and do some astrology game on her about what she is based on her sign. I end it with “My name is jon... my sign is gemini... my bite is hard... and i look forward to more
”She responds back telling me that that’s not her sign, that she lied on the website lol… Whatever… She asks me what I mean by “my bite is hard”… I don’t explain it to her….
Blah blah blah… The next day and 4 messsages later I ask for her number so we can text (YOU SHOULDN’T TEXT WOMEN!!!! bite me! I’ve seduced more women through text than most have in person.)
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It's a game! It's a game? No! It's sex talk.
So on Thursday, I kept it simple for most of the DAY. We exchanged 5-6 texts. Basic stuff, lightly teasing her…
Now, I like to start talking to women about sex around 10-11pm on weekdays. The reason for this is – they normally aren’t working or out at this time, so they can focus more on the Q&A session. Around this time I like to introduce the “question and answer” game…
Basically: I ask a question and she answers, then she asks me a question and I answer. There’s 3 rounds: Round 1) Basic question. - Round 2) What’s your favorite? - Round 3) Sex and romance (I used to just say “sex,” but would get some resistance, so I added the “romance” part…. And haven’t had one person turn down the game since. )
Anyway, around 10pm I drop the idea of this game on her and she’s down. Round one… Blah blah blah… Round two… Blah blah blah…
Round 3 comes and continues to go on for the next 20 hours! (she even asks me the next morning: “Is the game over? Or can we still play it?)
We basically have a long session of every sex question imaginable.
She says to me at some point on Friday, “I love this game! It keeps getting interesting.”
During these questions and answers – she sends me some “erotic” pics of her. No nudes though. All looks good! And she wears really expensive underwear, which I love.
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4 things you should know (that i assigned letters to instead of numbers because im so avant garde)
a) throughout our texts, I’ll occasionally drop one of the following: “you might be too much of a good girl for me.” Or, “I might be too much of a bad guy for you.” (this makes her qualify herself to me, ie: “no, im not too much of a good girl for you, promise.”) I will do this anytime I feel like she’s not opening up right, or that she’s being resistant to an idea/question.
b) I look for things to make it seem like our connection was meant to be. Example: I don’t know how I came across her profile, but I tell her “I was searching for girls who are 50 miles or closer; I don’t know how your profile came up. It’s crazy that a glitch could introduce me to such a cool girl. Strange…”
c) My goal when talking to women online is to get a first meet date at a hotel. That’s why it’s important to get her talking about sex through text. Just starting to talk about it is not nearly as effective as giving her an excuse to talk about it disguised as a game. This game also is not as effective when done on the phone (I’ve done it a few times and it just doesn’t get the same results.) But anyway, I know once I get them in a hotel – im fvcking them. F-closing in a hotel is cake for me.
d) I don’t look at women as sluts for doing this. They just need a man who gets down their defenses, which I am astonishingly good at. If you look at a woman as a slut for you being able to seduce them into bed – what’s the point of doing this?
-----b) I look for things to make it seem like our connection was meant to be. Example: I don’t know how I came across her profile, but I tell her “I was searching for girls who are 50 miles or closer; I don’t know how your profile came up. It’s crazy that a glitch could introduce me to such a cool girl. Strange…”
c) My goal when talking to women online is to get a first meet date at a hotel. That’s why it’s important to get her talking about sex through text. Just starting to talk about it is not nearly as effective as giving her an excuse to talk about it disguised as a game. This game also is not as effective when done on the phone (I’ve done it a few times and it just doesn’t get the same results.) But anyway, I know once I get them in a hotel – im fvcking them. F-closing in a hotel is cake for me.
d) I don’t look at women as sluts for doing this. They just need a man who gets down their defenses, which I am astonishingly good at. If you look at a woman as a slut for you being able to seduce them into bed – what’s the point of doing this?
Maybe i'll fvck you tomorrow then
So as the game’s unwinding I ask her “so southern NJ is half way between us. Im going to get a room down there sometime. You’re invited to come along
” – Her response to that is “maybe I will. ”I would have asked her to meet me that Friday night, because she was HOT for me. But, I already had a hotel date with a different woman (one ive been with tons of times).
------
That iron is hot
Saturday we’re no longer playing the game. Going back and fourth in topics. Texts are further apart. I feel some of the energy fading. I need to make my move NOW.
------
It's going down.... Basement
Basically I find out she’s not doing anything Saturday night. So I tell her some plans fell through, and I’m free. I ask her if she wants to meet me half way between us, and I’ll look for a place. She says she has a problem: Her car is in the shop because it was involved in a hit and run. BUT she will check with some family members and see if she can get a car, if she can’t SHE’LL GET A RENTAL!…. She wants to meet me that bad? A few minutes later she texts me that her brother is going to let her use his car and he’s bringing it to her now.
“Cool, “ I say, “I’ll go ahead and find us a place real quick. Book it, and probably be able to leave my house by 10.” - - - Her response “Book? Wait, what kind of place is this?”
[Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sh!t! LOL… I’m about to get some serious BS! Ok… I’ll play along but not going to be specific and see where it goes…]
ME: What kind of place is this? A place to hangout, drink, and stay….
HER: Oh ok. I thought you were talking about a hotel cuz you said book. I was about to spazz on you! Lol… But yeah, just any bar is fine, I like to dance, but meeting you is more important.
My RESPONSE (bare with me): Uhm. I am talking about a hotel. And if you want to spazz at that idea – spazz at it; I don’t care. Don’t be scared of the stigma that comes with renting a room at a hotel. Neither of us has to do sh!t with the other person if we don’t want to.
[my reasoning for such a tuff tone with her, is: 1) I know she really wants to meet me (willing to rent a car if she has to). 2) I know that she’s already asked to borrow her brothers car and he’s on his way to bring it to her. Which means she’s already committed to the idea of doing something with her night. 3) I wasn’t scared of losing her if she “spazzed” out.)
So, I put it on her. Will she meet me at a hotel or not?]
HER: Can you please call me? I’m trying to get ready and can’t do that and text too.
[this means she’s going to meet me at a hotel lol]
When we talk on the phone - I make fun of her a lot, I keep saying: “this doesn’t sound like much spazzing.” And, “you’re not very good at this spazzing thing.” I also make fun of the fact that she sounds like she’s from Brooklyn. Very thick NYC accent. After some banter like this - she agrees to come to the hotel. I tell her I’ll book it.
I book it on the phone with her, give her the info, and tell her I’ll see her in 45 minutes. She says, “I really hope you’re at least close to how you look in your picture. I’ve meant 4 guys off of POF for dinner, and all of them were ugly and it makes me mad when people don’t look like their pictures. Then they wonder why I ignore their messages after the dates.”
This gave me some pause because I by far have the best pic of me up on my POF (yes, I only have 1 and I refuse to send more.) But I push on anyway…. Tell her, “oh, im much uglier, you aren’t going to like me.”
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Happily ever after
Rest of the story summarized: She’s just as sexy in person as online. She’s so short and petite, but has a big ass and tits (she says this is true for most Cambodian women). She didn’t seem shy at all, but explains “that’s because I feel like I’ve known you for a long time.” (getting a woman to open up about sex does this.) We have sour apple vodka, which is about as good as drinking stomach acid… But we both drink it anyway. She asks me “have you ever been with an Asian woman?” I say “Nope. Both times it was about to happen my boy who is Asian has ****blocked.” - - - There’s a grin on her face. She starts moving around the room a lot. From one spot to the other. Bed to chair, to standing up, to the bathroom, looking through her purse, etc. This is a lot of times how women get when they’re ready…. So I grab her and kiss her, and about a hour later – I had been with an asian (she put up a ton of LMR, but I was never convinced by it.).
Note: Softest skin I’ve ever felt! Big ass without one wrinkle in it! Huge sex drive. = We will be doing this again! (and that’s kind of rare with a lot of them I meet online; most are just a one and done thing.)
---
Funny stuff
Her (right before leaving Sunday morning): So are you still planning to go fishing now that you've meant me?
ME: (completely not answering the question): Baby... There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Result = Her playfully attacking me and our 3rd and one final sex session before the exit.
