I got a date with a secret operative

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I just told her she has "met her match" and she said

"maybe... I'm not sure how many other applicants I have though""

LOL she is playing on the "apply to be her boyfriend" line..

whats a good reply??
 
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iqqi said:
Tell her that her intel must be failing her if she isn't aware of your true identity yet.

dammit iqqi! even when i want to hate you i still love you lol
 
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iqqi said:
Then when she asks what would that be say "I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you. Don't worry... you'd like it."
OMG she is asking for my full name... i used your line and she still wants my full name
 
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iqqi said:
Ask her what is her social security #. And her last 5 addresses.

She said "all I want is your last name"

I don't want to give it she's gonna run a check on me!
 

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Then ask her how badly she wants that top secret info, and tell her if she really wants it she is going to have to come get it.

Then tell her you have to run, a big operation is about to go down and you have to go save the day. Then wink at her, and leave her alone for the next three days.
 

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Make sure you say "I'd love to stay and chit chat dahling, but a huge code red mission is going down in a bit, and I must run and save the day..."

It is important you say chit chat, and dahling.
 
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iqqi said:
Then ask her how badly she wants that top secret info, and tell her if she really wants it she is going to have to come get it.

Then tell her you have to run, a big operation is about to go down and you have to go save the day. Then wink at her, and leave her alone for the next three days.

she said "OK have fun"


and I logged out. That was great, Thanks Iqqi
 
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Oh yeah when I told her to come get the info she said

"that's not possible right now"
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
Oh yeah when I told her to come get the info she said

"that's not possible right now"
Its all good.

Tell her you know all about mission impossibles. Tell her that is your forte.

Well, say that next time she says something isn't possible.
 
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iqqi said:
Make sure you say "I'd love to stay and chit chat dahling, but a huge code red mission is going down in a bit, and I must run and save the day..."

It is important you say chit chat, and dahling.

too late for that i'll save it for next time .. I already logged out and cut her off.

I cant rep you, it says I need to spread it around.

And you negged me first.
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
too late for that i'll save it for next time .. I already logged out and cut her off.

I cant rep you, it says I need to spread it around.

And you negged me first.
NO I negged you BACK retard. You were on a negging rampage, you even negged Lovelylady. And...

I always get people back! :cuss:
 
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NO I negged you BACK retard. You were on a negging rampage, you even negged Lovelylady. And...

I always get people back! :cuss:

no you got it backwards... you negged me with "yo mamma" out of nowhere, then i negged you back with "su madre"

you did it first.
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
no you got it backwards... you negged me with "yo mamma" out of nowhere, then i negged you back with "su madre"

you did it first.
UM NO.

That is not what happened.

A mod can go through the histories and confirm this.

My neg came AFTER yours and said something to the effects of "get over it, loser!!!"
 

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fail right there. ^^

And if she did work for the CIA wouldn't she say that shes an accountant? Call her out, shes already lying to you.
 
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iqqi said:
UM NO.

That is not what happened.

A mod can go through the histories and confirm this.

My neg came AFTER yours and said something to the effects of "get over it, loser!!!"

Fine.

Get the mod to go through it.. I had no reason to neg you.. I liked you then you p!ssed me off with that neg!
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
Fine.

Get the mod to go through it.. I had no reason to neg you.. I liked you then you p!ssed me off with that neg!
You have a LOUSY LOUSY memory.

You are p!ssed about the picture incident, not the neg. The neg came like weeks after, along with a bunch of whiny one liners. @ss!!!
 
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