FR: The most ridiculous lay ever - too ez

Warrior74

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Luke Skywalker said:
Stand, I challenge you to post photos of each of your conquest with your face and girl and post it somewhere that people can see it. I think you are a fraud and are just posting false lay reports and are getting off on doing them.

Let us all see how you look like, and the next five conquests better have photos of them naked and with you. You may use your cell phone camera or some sort of hidden camera and leave it here.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.


I'm putting all this guys threads about his easy lays on here as follows:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=137719
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=139705
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=139791
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=139506
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=140138
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=140898
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=140272
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=141300
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=137072
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=142177

Come on -- does anyone take this dude seriously? He's just writing, no photos, it could all be an elaborate hoax or something copied from a word porn site.
Anything can be fake on the internet. His lay reports..the pictures you request..all of that. You can't worry about it. Either believe him or not...it doesn't matter. If you don't get anything out of his reports fine. If you get something out of them that's fine too. I would think you would be more concerned with writing your own lay reports. Don't miss the forest for the trees.
 

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Warrior74 said:
Anything can be fake on the internet. His lay reports..the pictures you request..all of that. You can't worry about it. Either believe him or not...it doesn't matter. If you don't get anything out of his reports fine. If you get something out of them that's fine too. I would think you would be more concerned with writing your own lay reports. Don't miss the forest for the trees.
I think the problem is that he never really gives examples of any type of game....which is what guys come on here to learn. That, combined with his ridiculous hip-hopisms (see signature) and inability to form coherent sentences a lot of the time (see original post, comment directed towards me) puts some people, including me, off this guy.
 

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Who needed proof of that??? the world is superficial and looks are 90% of the game for most people whoa re young and attractive themself......
I don't need proof, but apparently the majority of guys here don't believable appearance causes attraction. What I would like to know is what kind of car Stand was driving, because other than that (and the music he might have been playing or flexing his arm out the window) there was really no other factor(s), like height, at play other than his facial looks for why the girls chose to be attracted and hit on him.
 

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ketostix said:
I don't need proof, but apparently the majority of guys here don't believable appearance causes attraction. What I would like to know is what kind of car Stand was driving, because other than that (and the music he might have been playing or flexing his arm out the window) there was really no other factor(s), like height, at play other than his facial looks for why the girls chose to be attracted and hit on him.
Nice Cars make a woman feel good about her previous attraction to you but they do not create attraction... I know cause i drive a BMW...
 

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DonGorgon said:
Nice Cars make a woman feel good about her previous attraction to you but they do not create attraction... I know cause i drive a BMW...

I agree. I was just betting the OP wasn't in a BMW just so I could rule that out for the naysayers :D .
 

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Just because you are not getting laid doesn't mean you cant be happy for others. You have no right to say such a ridiculous thing, you need a lay girl.QUOTE]

Oh dear, I have probably had more sex this week then you have had in 3 years!:moon:
 

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First, I was driving my mom's acura. My window was down, but like I said I was staring off into space and wasn't paying attention. I had the radio on, but it was on really low volume to the point I wasn't even listening to it. So, I have no clue what I was listening to.

Second, idiots on this site have tried saying I was a fraud before, so if I was making up a story, don't you think I would come up with something that isn't ridiculous like this? The people doubting this story makes it even more greater and builds my ego even more. Can you imagine how much I am going to be getting laid when I move into the city? lol!

Third, you gimps are not getting a picture of me to jack off to. I don't want my personal info out there. And if you can't comprehend that than you need a reality check.

L777: Like I have said plenty of times, I have more intelligence in my god damn finger nails than you have in your entire body. You have the IQ of the average trailer park meth head. You really have no clue. I only added in the very last sentence of my post to bust your balls, because I knew you would come running as soon as you saw I got laid again. You envy me and you cannot even deny that at this point.
 

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stand said:
First, I was driving my mom's acura. My window was down, but like I said I was staring off into space and wasn't paying attention. I had the radio on, but it was on really low volume to the point I wasn't even listening to it. So, I have no clue what I was listening to.
Maybe some will say it was the Acura that did it :rolleyes:. Of course that wouldn't make the difference.

Second, idiots on this site have tried saying I was a fraud before, so if I was making up a story, don't you think I would come up with something that isn't ridiculous like this? The people doubting this story makes it even more greater and builds my ego even more. Can you imagine how much I am going to get laid when I move into the city? lol!
Don't be so dismissive. There's a lot of frauds on the internet and with the exception of L777 it's not unreasonable for some guys to be skepticle.

Third, you gimps are not getting a picture of me to jack off to. I don't want my personal info out there. And if you can't comprehend that than you need a reality check.
I think that's totally understandable that you wouldn't want to associate your pic with your posts. But I think it's understandable that guys would want to get an idea of how good looking a guy you are or aren't to get a sense for how much looks might be a factor. LR's are part of the puzzle but you can see that it's just words and a lot of info is missing. The truth is though most of these guys could've been standing next to you winging just before your f-close went down and they still wouldn't have a clue how it happened. What taught me a lot was doing a few LR's (mostly awhile back on another site) and winging with other guys and then reading their LR. It filled in a lot of pieces and brought me to my theories of appearances causing attraction and resulting in the fcloses.
 

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Lishy said:
In Motion said:
Just because you are not getting laid doesn't mean you cant be happy for others. You have no right to say such a ridiculous thing, you need a lay girl.QUOTE]

Oh dear, I have probably had more sex this week then you have had in 3 years!:moon:
LOL... i knew she was gonna come with that... LOL.;) . no regular non-celebrity man can compete with the ability of a regular woman to get sex... only celebs and rich or super model men can compete with average women... SAD REALITY OF DISPARITIES IN SUPPLY AND DEMAND.
 

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stand said:
First, I was driving my mom's acura. My window was down, but like I said I was staring off into space and wasn't paying attention. I had the radio on, but it was on really low volume to the point I wasn't even listening to it. So, I have no clue what I was listening to.

Second, idiots on this site have tried saying I was a fraud before, so if I was making up a story, don't you think I would come up with something that isn't ridiculous like this? The people doubting this story makes it even more greater and builds my ego even more. Can you imagine how much I am going to be getting laid when I move into the city? lol!

Third, you gimps are not getting a picture of me to jack off to. I don't want my personal info out there. And if you can't comprehend that than you need a reality check.

L777: Like I have said plenty of times, I have more intelligence in my god damn finger nails than you have in your entire body. You have the IQ of the average trailer park meth head. You really have no clue. I only added in the very last sentence of my post to bust your balls, because I knew you would come running as soon as you saw I got laid again. You envy me and you cannot even deny that at this point.
It's funny how everybody doubts you just cuz they can't get any.

How old are you btw?
 

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Lishy said:
In Motion said:
Just because you are not getting laid doesn't mean you cant be happy for others. You have no right to say such a ridiculous thing, you need a lay girl.QUOTE]

Oh dear, I have probably had more sex this week then you have had in 3 years!:moon:
Just because you prefer the same person doesn't mean your not a horny sex crazed person right?
 

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Lishy said:
LOL... i knew she was gonna come with that... LOL.;) . no regular non-celebrity man can compete with the ability of a regular woman to get sex... only celebs and rich or super model men can compete with average women... SAD REALITY OF DISPARITIES IN SUPPLY AND DEMAND.

I just wish Lishy's and girls like her loser BFs would stick his d!ck in her mouth everytime she gets the notion to type something stupid on here. The only problem is these girls can probably suck and type at the same time lol. :crackup:
 

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ketostix said:
DonGorgon said:
I just wish Lishy's and girls like her loser BFs would stick his d!ck in her mouth everytime she gets the notion to type something stupid on here. The only problem is these girls can probably suck and type at the same time lol. :crackup:
I would bet money that you could also suck and type, get your boyfriend to try it with you! :yawn: <<<<<<<<<thats what it will look like!

Hey it is not rocket science how he got laid .... He sat at the lights next to a tramp!

Its easy guys, just drive around until you too accost a skank!
 

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It's funny how everybody doubts you just cuz they can't get any.

How old are you btw?
I am 19.
 

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Lishy said:
ketostix said:
I would bet money that you could also suck and type, get your boyfriend to try it with you! :yawn: <<<<<<<<<thats what it will look like!

Hey it is not rocket science how he got laid .... He sat at the lights next to a tramp!

Its easy guys, just drive around until you too accost a skank!
^^^Bohold the arrogant power of PU$$Y...:eek:
 

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Lishy said:
LOL... i knew she was gonna come with that... LOL.;) . no regular non-celebrity man can compete with the ability of a regular woman to get sex... only celebs and rich or super model men can compete with average women... SAD REALITY OF DISPARITIES IN SUPPLY AND DEMAND.
Hey just because you can't get sex easy it does not mean you should dump your load into any old scrag!

There is nothing to brag about if you do!
 

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I don't believe this just because there's none of the detail in this post that makes an FR credible. I'm skeptical of most things I read on the internet and neither the tone nor the story strike me as particularly credible, but it doesnt matter, it certainly could have happened. Who cares?

I guess I'm with Lishy, amazingly, that a guy who could be happy about random pvss isn't doing too well, and the whole fvck-as-many-random-strangers-as-possible thing isn't my thing. The argument that we are genetically wired for no-holds-barred random sex with any and all attractive female strangers isn't my bag. We're also wired to like high caloric foods, such as high sugar and high fat foods, because these were much rarer for our ancestors. Yet I see people on here eating very healthy diets, going against human nature, as it were, in pursuit of a higher goal.

And when I sleep with trash I feel like trash, personally. I feel like I've brought a person into my life who I'd be ashamed for my parents to find out I'd been with. Plus its just not as fun.

When you're fvcking a girl and you see her face crinkle up from the pleasure of it, and see her get overwhelmed by whats going on, isn't it so much better with a girl you can respect? I've fvcked two girls who I found their personalities really annoying, and I know they are slvts and have been with players; I have no respect for them. But when you're pleasing a girl who you can actually have some genuine feeling for, you're rocking her world, you really feel good about it. Especially because you can sense how you are messing up her innocence and giving her something that, because of her morals, is in limited supply for her and thus more precious to her.

Its really a facet of desperation to think any pvss is good pvss, in my view.
 

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And when I sleep with trash I feel like trash, personally. I feel like I've brought a person into my life who I'd be ashamed for my parents to find out I'd been with. Plus its just not as fun.
I feel the same way, there's a lot of messed up people in this world. Men, and women.
 
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