DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
Last night I went out with this girl Ive known over the summer. I went to her dorm and hung out there for most of the day, until we went to her friend's party and we got really drunk. She knew everyone there, I only knew her, but by the end of the night I introduced myself to everyone and was talking with everybody. Half way through the night she tugs her friend with her into the bathroom and I don't see her for another hour. Later that night when everyone is leaving I found out she is puking and isn't feeling good, but she has 2 of her best friends with her. Her friends told me I should leave, they would take care of everything, and they told me to go crash at someone's place for the night, and it just so happens that 1 guy's roommate is gone so I can sleep there for the night. I go to sleep, wake up at 8 am and drive back to my place and then go back to sleep. I log onto AIM tonight and her friend IMs me and tells me she's pissed so I try talking to my her and this is what I got:
me: sup lady...
me: i heard you were mad at me
me: listen, it's my last night here, and i'd hate to leave knowing you're pissed
me: fine
me: dont talk
her: what do you want me to say?
me: well we have 3 options
me: 1) pout
me: 2) go to starbucks and talk
me: 3) walk my dog and talk
me: i'm not ****ing pouting thank you very much
her: in case you hadn't noticed i'm at school
her: and what is there to talk about?
her: you wanna talk? you can do it here
me: i don't care, i have a full tank of gas and a country cd that i just made
her: if you want to talk then you can do it now
her: online
me: will you pick up if i call you
her: probably not
her: i don't have service
her: so if you really want to talk you can do it online
me: tell me why you're pissed
her: you have no idea why?
me: ugh i cant do this
me: just let me pick you up
her: no
me: it's almost 11 i have a ****ing paper to write
her: if you wanna talk now is your chance
me: about what
her: who gives a ****
her: that's not the point
me: i know you're pissed because last night sucked, and you probably had a bad hangover, and you have a paper to write, and my day sucked too, but i just want to take you out, and try to have a good time for my last night here
her: don't you get it?
her: i don't want to just "go have a good time"
her: it doesn't work that way.... you ****ed up last night..... i was sick and you just vanished, then this morning you don't even come by to see if i'm ok, you just up and leave.... everything is just a joke to you..... last night i was really sick and it's like you didn't even give a ****..... i'm pissed and "having a good time" tonight first of all isn't possible and second isn't going to make things better
me: i was there patting your back when you were making out with the toilet seat
me: n besides, how do you expect me to see if you're okay when I don't have a key to the building you're at?
her: you ****ing call someone... you have my number and my friend gave you her number... the guy's place you slept at has people's numbers.... you didn't even try........ and you weren't there (maybe for like 2 secs)...... and by the way, saying that i was "making out" with the toliet seat just pisses me off even more, i'm being serious and you're trying to make it into a ****ing joke
her: ok great
me: what
her: don't you have anything to say
her: do you see why i'm mad?
her: do you have any idea, cuz at this point i don't think you do
her: i guess you're just proving me right
me: **** this
her: what?
her: you know what
me: i hate dealing with this
her: i can't deal with this
me: im going the the ****ing beach
her: wow we actually agree on something
her: fine
her: oh and by the way
Her: we're done
Me: good bye
Her: thank god
This makes me really fvcking sad. Anything I can do?
me: sup lady...
me: i heard you were mad at me
me: listen, it's my last night here, and i'd hate to leave knowing you're pissed
me: fine
me: dont talk
her: what do you want me to say?
me: well we have 3 options
me: 1) pout
me: 2) go to starbucks and talk
me: 3) walk my dog and talk
me: i'm not ****ing pouting thank you very much
her: in case you hadn't noticed i'm at school
her: and what is there to talk about?
her: you wanna talk? you can do it here
me: i don't care, i have a full tank of gas and a country cd that i just made
her: if you want to talk then you can do it now
her: online
me: will you pick up if i call you
her: probably not
her: i don't have service
her: so if you really want to talk you can do it online
me: tell me why you're pissed
her: you have no idea why?
me: ugh i cant do this
me: just let me pick you up
her: no
me: it's almost 11 i have a ****ing paper to write
her: if you wanna talk now is your chance
me: about what
her: who gives a ****
her: that's not the point
me: i know you're pissed because last night sucked, and you probably had a bad hangover, and you have a paper to write, and my day sucked too, but i just want to take you out, and try to have a good time for my last night here
her: don't you get it?
her: i don't want to just "go have a good time"
her: it doesn't work that way.... you ****ed up last night..... i was sick and you just vanished, then this morning you don't even come by to see if i'm ok, you just up and leave.... everything is just a joke to you..... last night i was really sick and it's like you didn't even give a ****..... i'm pissed and "having a good time" tonight first of all isn't possible and second isn't going to make things better
me: i was there patting your back when you were making out with the toilet seat
me: n besides, how do you expect me to see if you're okay when I don't have a key to the building you're at?
her: you ****ing call someone... you have my number and my friend gave you her number... the guy's place you slept at has people's numbers.... you didn't even try........ and you weren't there (maybe for like 2 secs)...... and by the way, saying that i was "making out" with the toliet seat just pisses me off even more, i'm being serious and you're trying to make it into a ****ing joke
her: ok great
me: what
her: don't you have anything to say
her: do you see why i'm mad?
her: do you have any idea, cuz at this point i don't think you do
her: i guess you're just proving me right
me: **** this
her: what?
her: you know what
me: i hate dealing with this
her: i can't deal with this
me: im going the the ****ing beach
her: wow we actually agree on something
her: fine
her: oh and by the way
Her: we're done
Me: good bye
Her: thank god
This makes me really fvcking sad. Anything I can do?