Experimental Designs

[The Antichrist_Star]

All right guys... I'm not really big on asking for help... I usually like to do things by myself, however in this case... I really want you guys help. I now have a lot of time on my hands now that school is out. I'll be spending a lot of my time interacting with people all day. I have had a lot of postworthy ideas in my head lately, but writer's block has prevented them from coming out. So... I decided to jumble them all together... however, this will require everyone's participation. Usually, I'm always posting on topics that pertain to mindset, how you should perceive things, your attitude towards things, etc... well it's time to do something a little different. Again, I really want everyone's participation, newbies and veterans alike.

Here's the deal: We're going to take field reports to the extreme. I'm going to be real honest with you guys... my cold approaches are terrible (dramatic music plays) What... Matrix: Reloaded has a weakness? Yeah, I just never really talked about it... it only makes me human. So, I came up with an interesting idea... why not help me... help you? I want everyone to post any and all of your ideas for possible interactions. Want me to talk to a girl's in a group... fire it. What about getting a couple of girl's numbers while in close proximity with each other (like in a classroom or job) fire it. Whatever... send me on your wildest field missions. Fortunately, I have a very lovely and understanding girlfriend, who doesn't mind if I approach girls.

This will help me with my cold approaches... and whenever I complete a field mission, I will report it back to you guys. I really want this thing to go off guys... so fire whatever you want @ me, and I will complete it... guaranteed.

P.S.: To all of the veterans out there who are probably thinking, why should I send you on some mission when I could just try it myself? I encourage you to try it with me and then we can both report back and compare notes. This has to be golden guys... I really want you guys to bring the heat.

There is no spoon...

 

[sirmackalot2]

what's up. try approaching someone from behind. it seems like if I don't approach a girl from where she can see me, i get bad results .

 

[Smooth as Anything]

I love the idea...if it's executed correctly, this could be legandary on the forum (I beleive). I primarily feel that way because I hold a high level of respect for you Matrix...

Here's one to make you stronger (However I don't suggest you try this...):

Go buy a cheap "Everquest" T-shirt... Put on some suspenders...and go approach.

More then likely your going to get rejected. If your lucky, she'll rip on you....

This won't "hurt" however...as you understand they are ripping on what you are wearing and not you. This builds up a numbness to cold approaches.

 

[The Antichrist_Star]

Originally posted by Smooth as Anything
I love the idea...if it's executed correctly, this could be legandary on the forum (I beleive). I primarily feel that way because I hold a high level of respect for you Matrix...

Here's one to make you stronger (However I don't suggest you try this...):

Go buy a cheap "Everquest" T-shirt... Put on some suspenders...and go approach.

More then likely your going to get rejected. If your lucky, she'll rip on you....

This won't "hurt" however...as you understand they are ripping on what you are wearing and not you. This builds up a numbness to cold approaches.

hahaha... I love this one Smooth... keep them coming guys!

 

[Nocturnal]

if you really want to help everyone, try bring a tape recorder that you can upload audio to the comp with. I'll make you a site or something to put the files in if you need it .

if you're really going to be out there approaching for sure, a tape recorder would be awesome for the forum. i'm sure it would be very popular. maybe you could charge $.50 or something for each file (just kidding... OR AM I?).

anyway, i'm not to free on time right now so i can't do a whole lot of designated approaching (and i'm still in school ).

bye bye for now matrix. good luck.

 

[BWSL2]

Go to the gym and see what kind of responses you get. It's always touted as a good spot, but it has never worked out for me when other spots have.

 

[RKS]

try and DJ and close 5 girls in an area that is no bigger than a decent size gym,

 

[VoodooChild]

Careful with that tape-recorder idea. Recording a conversation with someone without their permission is illegal in many jurisdictions, and if you're posting the recordings on the internet, there's a good chance that could eventually get back to you. Bottom line: either get permission to record conversations (and enjoy getting rejected because you're a FREAK) or just don't do it.

 

[The Antichrist_Star]

Originally posted by VoodooChild
Careful with that tape-recorder idea. Recording a conversation with someone without their permission is illegal in many jurisdictions, and if you're posting the recordings on the internet, there's a good chance that could eventually get back to you. Bottom line: either get permission to record conversations (and enjoy getting rejected because you're a FREAK) or just don't do it.

Good call Voodoo, I never though of that... hmm... we'll just have to improvise. Anyway... keep them coming guys.

 

[Eternal]

Try approaching a girl that always seems busy with people, aside from her group of girls. See if I would get the crap knocked out of me for approaching...I'll reimburse any medical bills...

 

[Smooth as Anything]

Sprint for as long as you can... so your quite sweaty.

Pour a water bottle over you while your running too.

So now you smell bad and are all wet/sweaty.

Go Approach!

You could still pickup a chick like that I bet.

 

[bust.it]

Good 5hit, Matrix. If the offer is still standing that you want other (veterans) to report back and discuss results, count me in. This summer I was planning to focus on experimenting with different things, so I'll have tons of opportunity to try out some of the crazy 5hit that these ppl come up with.

This'll either be fun... or suicide.

here are a few to jump-start you:

1. Complete address close. Sound creepy? It is. I got one over spring break from a total stranger. (you'll also be able to judge if she's a total wacko based on how hesitant - or not - she is to give it to you).

2. build a convo off a porno mag. Note this is NOT in context, so no pickingup chicks in a strip bar or anything for this one. Just walk up, magazine in hand, and build off it.

3. Observe what she's doing and open with "does _____ turn you on?". eg. math hw, classical music (LOL), soap oprahs ...

4. Walk into a store and DJ every female worker in it, regardless of looks. This'll make them all jealous... Gl with this one


haven't tried all of these and I don't even know where they came from. I'm sick and this is all i can think of now

 

[Duff]

This post has given me a good idea

 

[Ded_Skin_Mask13]

get the head of one of those plastic or wax displays they have at clothing stores.(the fake plastic wax woman with clothes on her). well attempt to get the head of the figure and go around asking chicks if they want some head!

 

[The Antichrist_Star]

Yes... bust.it, the offer still stands that if you want to do these with me, then you are more than welcome to. So far... I've gotten some great responses... keep them coming.

 

[ilyadaimpaler]

How about the "Social Security Number Close"
from now on called the SSN-Close

Imagine how much of a creep the girl will think you are

That should be the ultimate goal for all DJ's

 

[Sammo]

1. Try approaching a group of 5+ girls. and girls only there can't be any guys in the group.

2. I would say try to kiss close same day. But you cant because you have a girl friend. But i will want to try this out with other people if anyones interested

3. Do some street approaches

That's all i can think of for now, i might do some and report back here.

 

[Smooth as Anything]

Originally posted by ilyadaimpaler
How about the "Social Security Number Close"
from now on called the SSN-Close

Imagine how much of a creep the girl will think you are

That should be the ultimate goal for all DJ's

Girl: Your so cool...i feel such a deep connection with you on so many levels...

You: Yeah....hey, I've gotta get going, whats your social security number?

 

[Zelemont]

The good ol' fake boner approach would definitely be interesting.

Wear a rainbow T-shirt and try to get her number.

I cant think of anything too serious...

 

[donshawv]

LOL

i don't think the point of this post was to get humiliated, but here's one:

try to approach a babe 10 years older than you....



or, try to get carnal knowledge on location, like he tries in top gun!

whatever you do, do a couple of these things, i want stories