Boot Camp Week 2 Day Unknown:
Basically, I kind of put this off for a while. I should be on week 4 by now. I took a break off from updating. I know, "but you just started". I went home for the holidays, and didn't go out the entire time I was there. (almost literally)
Anyway, went out last night. My mentality when I go out is just to have fun. I don't worry about hooking up with anyone, or getting any phone numbers. I purely concentrate on having fun. I believe that when having fun, those other things will follow. People like to be around other people who are having fun.
One of my homeboy's knows this group of girls, and one of them was having a little birthday get together. I've hung out with them before. Basically, long story very very short. These girls are notorious for getting guys to buy them drinks all night.
Initially, I see one of the girls they're with on the dance floor with some dude. Turns out the guy is a part of the group too. Me and my homeboy are talking wondering if they're together. He's smacking the other girls in the group on the butt, so I'm thinking no. Start up a conversation with him.
Me: Wussup dawg, since we're all gonna be hanging out together tonight, I might as well introduce myself. I'm (name)
Him: I'm (name)
Me: How you know these two?
Him: I met them through friend of mine a while back.
Me: Oh yeah, me too, you live here?
Him: No, I live in Sweeden.
Me: Oh yeah, what the hell do you do over there?
Him: I'm an engineer
Me: Oh yeah, me too, what company?
Him: so and so
Me: Alright then, I work for so and so. Did you bring your girl from Sweeden or does she live here?
Him: Oh that's not my girl. It's my homeboy's girl, I'm just chillen with her tonight.
Me: hmmm... (thinking, sure you're just chillen) alright, well breathe easy dawg.
Basically, my goal was to find out who she was, without having to ask her. Now, this part should probably be in the tip section, but guys should always carry a camera to the club with them. This is the best pick up ever. Basically, I applied the "get them to do you a favor" thing to open this chick. Since I had my camera, I asked if she would take a picture of me and my friend. After she took the picture, I thanked her, and gave her a hug (instant kino from jump). Then, I asked my friend to take a picture of me and the group (making sure I was near the girl so I could put my hand on her waist).
Later, she's on the phone texting. So the convo goes like this.
Me: You have got to be kidding me. Here we are at the club, you're with a group of interesting people, and you're texting your boyfriend.
Her: No, I'm not. I'm texting my friend, see. (shows me her phone and it's a female name she's texting)
Me: Well, I'm here right now, and you don't know me, so you should get to know me and stop talking to people you already know.
At this point she looks at me. I flash a small smile and she closes the phone. At this point, I'm in shock and I have no idea what to say next.
Me: So what's your name
She pulls me down and yells a name into my ear. I can't hear her. So she breaks out the phone again and types her name into the phone.
HB8
I pull out my phone and type my name into my phone.
kdnash82
She throws her hand out and shakes mine.
Me: I can see that you're asian, but I can put my finger on which nationality. Don't tell me though. I wanna try to guess. You're a little on the dark side, so I would say thai or cambodian, but you don't have their eyes, i would say chinese, but i don't think there are too many blends of chinese and thais.
She's smiling so I can see I'm on the right track, which is amazing, because I was actually bsing.
Her: So what's your guess.
Me: I'm not done yet. You have an accent, and I have no idea where it's from. Alright, I'm gonna go with Cambodian and something. Maybe Vietnamese?
her eyes turn round
Me: I'm right huh!?
Her: OMG, I can't believe you guess it.
Me: Stop lying!
Her: I'm serious. I just got back from Cambodia a week ago visiting my great grandmother.
I give her a high five. At this point, the guy that was suppose to be her boyfriends friend came back around. Started up a conversation on the other side of her. I'm pretty much like, "this dude is gonna hate on me as much as possible because he's trying to get at her too... whatever, other ladies in the club"
Me: Yanno what, it was kinda cool talking with you, I'll catch up with you later alright
She gives me a little hug and says OK
I go to the dance floor, but not out of her sight, and see a girl dancing with some guy. Everytime she turns around, she looks in my direction. So the next time she spins and takes a look, I give her a smile and a little wave. She smiles back and waves. The guy she's with leaves and she's still there dancing. So I walk up behind her and tap her on her left shoulder. As she spins to the left, I jump to her right, so she still can't see me. She spins again, and there I am. She gives me a playful slap on the arm.
Me: Hey hey hey, you might put a wrinkle in my jacket doing that
Her: Oh, I'm sorry, and rubs my arm.
Me: So wussup, what's your name
Her: I'm HB7
Me: Wussup HB7, I'm kdnash
Her: nice to meet you
Me: likewise...
after the song is over, I thank her for the dance and excuse myself. at the sametime, i notice the guy she was dancing with earlier was watching us the whole time waiting.
I go back to the original group, and we take some more pictures. I'm really trying to close on this girl, but everytime I start building up some rapport with her, this dude comes back around. Then the girl I was dancing with comes to our group and starts hugging all the girls. I go over to the guy she was with and introduce myself and we talk for a bit.
Me: well, they're over there acting like they're good friends, so I figure I'd make some friends too. Let me get your number and I'll hit you up the next time we're out.
We exchange numbers and see that the girl he was with go outside with another girl. So I head out there too. The two girls are talking in japanese, and i speak a little, so I jump in and the HB7 is shocked. I tell her that I use to live in Okinawa. The girl jumps in and says something in japanese and I hear navy.
Me: I'm not in no damn navy.
Her: Oh.... my bad marine corps
Me: I ain't in no damn marine corps either...
I whip out my business card and show her.
Her: How come you never gave me this before
Me: I'm not giving it to you now, I'm just showing you
Her: I'm keeping it.
Me: No you're not
She takes it and puts it in her bra.
Me: Don't think I won't go in there and get it
Her: Noooo.. just let me have it... pleaseeeeee
Me: Alright, but only because you begged me.
HB7: What about me, I want one too
Me: Your man out there, I can't be sitting here giving you my information with your man out there.
HB7: He's not my man, he's just a friend. What's wrong with just having friends
Me: You know what... you're absolutely right. That's what I'm all about when I go out. So... you wanna be my friend
HB7: Yeah... so can I please have your business card
Me: Well, that depends on if you're gonna call the number on the card
HB7: I wouldn't ask for it if i didn't plan on calling the number
I give her the card. She sits there looking at it, and starts asking me all kinds of questions about my job.
Me: The card is fake. I'm really a stripper
HB7: No you're not, tell me what you do.
Me: Well what does the card say?
HB7: blah blah blah
Me: So what do you think I do?
HB7: blah blah blah
Me: Close... I do blah blah blah
HB7: So you must be really smart then
Me: Yeah girl... I'm a f*#&ing genius!!!
HB7: *laughs* how old are you?
Me: How old do I look?
HB7: 25... 26... 27... 28... 29...
Me: You're going the wrong way
HB7: 24
Me: yep
HB7: you're too young!!
Me: *shrug* if you say so... give me back my card
HB7: noooooo..
Me: whatever... welp.. it was ok talking to yall, but there is a club i need to get back to.