JohnChops
Master Don Juan
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Whats up fellas. SO awhile ago (in the summer) I broke up with my GF and met this girl in a bar. Me and my buddy opened them up, she was with her roommate/ friend. So fast forward, my buddy is dating that same girl today (great girl, good head on her shoulders and all) and they're pretty happy. Me on the other the other hand, just had sex (strictly hook up) with that girl (the roommate) who I met at the bar.
So i'd go up and visit my buddy, who lives with that girl in her off campus apartment and that crazy girl(The one I opened at the bar) lives there as well. So I told her from the start that it was only a hook up type of thing and she was fine with that. After we hooked up for the first time, she kept telling her roomate (my buddys GF) some crazy ****. She may have feelings for me, I hope he stays over, call JohnChops up! I want to see him. Then I went ghost for a few months because the semester started. She kept texting me, asking me when i'll come up next. I never responded or I only did with 1 word answers, thinking she would get the hint. She didn't.
So during that ghost time, my buddy would text me and say **** like " dude *crazygirl* really wants you to come up, she wont stop talking about you, etc" then I told him and his GF to go find her a guy lol, apparently her standards changed to mirror me (lolwut) and she wont date anyone who pretty much isn't a replica of myself (who says that ****).
So I break NC eventually because I had a lull in the semester and I end up at their apartment one night and rail her again for funsies. Thinking with my d1ck not my brain there. This was the last time, never do this again, or really speak to her for that matter.
She told my buddy that she wanted to hook me up with her friend so she could "forget about me" then she didnt want to do that because she still "loved me" lol. My friend sent me pictures of her text messages (shed leave imessage open on her macbook). I was supposed to come over there one night but couldnt because I had an exam to study for so I didnt but before hand she texts her friend saying "you know who is coming over" and how she is" over me" but she is going to "look hot like she always does to make me jealous". Her friend despises me to apparently lol, shes never met me, thats fine.
Fastforward to yesterday, I get a text from my buddy saying how this girl has all her friends + anyone she phcuking meets convinced that me and her dated, i acted like a dbag, then SHE broke up with ME, and made me cry because of how much I loved her. I laughed so hard at first I had abdominal cramps, then I realized this girl is full blown mental (i knew it before just wasnt this bad beforehand).
So, that is where this story is at now. Once this semester ends me and my buddy are going out to celebrate, end of finals and such, she will most likely be there so two questions:
1) shall i mess with her and troll the **** out of her?
2) wtf do I do if this girl goes bat **** crazy from me ignoring her all night and does what insane girls do (claim rape, beating, pregnancy bull****?)
ALl in all I think its funny as hell but if any thing like #2 happens, I wont be that happy lol.
So i'd go up and visit my buddy, who lives with that girl in her off campus apartment and that crazy girl(The one I opened at the bar) lives there as well. So I told her from the start that it was only a hook up type of thing and she was fine with that. After we hooked up for the first time, she kept telling her roomate (my buddys GF) some crazy ****. She may have feelings for me, I hope he stays over, call JohnChops up! I want to see him. Then I went ghost for a few months because the semester started. She kept texting me, asking me when i'll come up next. I never responded or I only did with 1 word answers, thinking she would get the hint. She didn't.
So during that ghost time, my buddy would text me and say **** like " dude *crazygirl* really wants you to come up, she wont stop talking about you, etc" then I told him and his GF to go find her a guy lol, apparently her standards changed to mirror me (lolwut) and she wont date anyone who pretty much isn't a replica of myself (who says that ****).
So I break NC eventually because I had a lull in the semester and I end up at their apartment one night and rail her again for funsies. Thinking with my d1ck not my brain there. This was the last time, never do this again, or really speak to her for that matter.
She told my buddy that she wanted to hook me up with her friend so she could "forget about me" then she didnt want to do that because she still "loved me" lol. My friend sent me pictures of her text messages (shed leave imessage open on her macbook). I was supposed to come over there one night but couldnt because I had an exam to study for so I didnt but before hand she texts her friend saying "you know who is coming over" and how she is" over me" but she is going to "look hot like she always does to make me jealous". Her friend despises me to apparently lol, shes never met me, thats fine.
Fastforward to yesterday, I get a text from my buddy saying how this girl has all her friends + anyone she phcuking meets convinced that me and her dated, i acted like a dbag, then SHE broke up with ME, and made me cry because of how much I loved her. I laughed so hard at first I had abdominal cramps, then I realized this girl is full blown mental (i knew it before just wasnt this bad beforehand).
So, that is where this story is at now. Once this semester ends me and my buddy are going out to celebrate, end of finals and such, she will most likely be there so two questions:
1) shall i mess with her and troll the **** out of her?
2) wtf do I do if this girl goes bat **** crazy from me ignoring her all night and does what insane girls do (claim rape, beating, pregnancy bull****?)
ALl in all I think its funny as hell but if any thing like #2 happens, I wont be that happy lol.
