First of all let me state that i was looking like straight s hit, im talking about some gym shorts and a sweaty tshirt.
I was coming from the gym so i decided to stop by publix to get me my favorite meal "milk and cereal"
i already knew exacly what i wanted so i go into the cereal section, and i see a literally 9 piece of beauty.
Now i thought to myself what the hell i dont care how im looking cause im confident in my gaming ability.
So as soon as she makes eye contact with me, i approach and this is exacly how it went.
Me : Excuse me , you seem to be in preety good shape , do you know what cereal its actually good for your body?
Her: *smiles* i dont really know about cereals sorry
Me: oh well im sure by looking at those abs i could not go wrong if i choose the same brand you eat
Her: *laughs* well i eat all kinds
Me: (smiling)ok that explains your little piece of skin hanging on each side of your waist .
Her: so what are you trying to say, i thought you said i was in good shape
Me: yeah who said that big women cant be in good shape....im joking around , whats your name.
Her: hb9
Me: Nice name im bfl (shaking her hand)
Me: so what brings a lady dressed in clubbing clothes on a sunday to a local supermarket
Her: (smiling) actually i just came from church im picking up some groceries for the week
Me: you gotta tell me what church you go to, may be i can apply for a job as a bartender there...
Her : Laughs...you a funny guy huh
Me: not really but anyway i have to get going, ima pick up "all kinds of cereals" and ill give you a call back when i think i achieve those abs of yours
Her: (laughs) aright
Me: Whats your number (with my phone on out ready to type
Her: ### ### ####
Me: aright hb9 nice talking to u..and remember choose your cereal wisely
Her (laughs) ill do that
Now that exacly how it went it took no more than 1 minute, and with me looking like i just came out of a sauna.
What yall think about how could i had done better, although im not complaining, i had never tried approaching when im looking like trash before, either my conversations skills are good or im that good looking ...
I was coming from the gym so i decided to stop by publix to get me my favorite meal "milk and cereal"
i already knew exacly what i wanted so i go into the cereal section, and i see a literally 9 piece of beauty.
Now i thought to myself what the hell i dont care how im looking cause im confident in my gaming ability.
So as soon as she makes eye contact with me, i approach and this is exacly how it went.
Me : Excuse me , you seem to be in preety good shape , do you know what cereal its actually good for your body?
Her: *smiles* i dont really know about cereals sorry
Me: oh well im sure by looking at those abs i could not go wrong if i choose the same brand you eat
Her: *laughs* well i eat all kinds
Me: (smiling)ok that explains your little piece of skin hanging on each side of your waist .
Her: so what are you trying to say, i thought you said i was in good shape
Me: yeah who said that big women cant be in good shape....im joking around , whats your name.
Her: hb9
Me: Nice name im bfl (shaking her hand)
Me: so what brings a lady dressed in clubbing clothes on a sunday to a local supermarket
Her: (smiling) actually i just came from church im picking up some groceries for the week
Me: you gotta tell me what church you go to, may be i can apply for a job as a bartender there...
Her : Laughs...you a funny guy huh
Me: not really but anyway i have to get going, ima pick up "all kinds of cereals" and ill give you a call back when i think i achieve those abs of yours
Her: (laughs) aright
Me: Whats your number (with my phone on out ready to type
Her: ### ### ####
Me: aright hb9 nice talking to u..and remember choose your cereal wisely
Her (laughs) ill do that
Now that exacly how it went it took no more than 1 minute, and with me looking like i just came out of a sauna.
What yall think about how could i had done better, although im not complaining, i had never tried approaching when im looking like trash before, either my conversations skills are good or im that good looking ...