VladPatton
Master Don Juan
So, ye ole SoSuavers, this is my latest discovery. The Trust Fund Chick. Lately I've encountered quite a few. You aren't necessarily doomed for failure with these girls, but it doesn't look good for you, since they come from a decently wealthy lifestyle with a certain sense of natural-born-entitlement. Here's a breakdown:
Ok, you get the idea. Shıt's outta control. Now, not to discourage you from trying to stick your hog in their taco, but do remember that these girls will have a certain sense of entitlement in their demeanor. A certain sense of power because they can buy your entire house and everything you own with a phone call to mommy. You're gonna have to work them real well, and up your game 110% just to get your willy wet.
The chances of you getting shot down are pretty great because you'll never be on par with her status, even though she looks poor and trashy at first glance. You have to rely on smoke and mirrors heavily for this one, so study your targets (if you can) and make sure your energy is well worth investing.
Most likely, mom and dad have a Bartholomew Thurston the 3rd waiting in the wings for her back in Connecticut. Tread with caution
- They're under 30 and live in a ridiculously expensive part of your town.
- The artist.
- The DJ.
- The entrepreneur.
- The girl who wears cheap yoga pants and flip flops, then speeds off in an Audi R8.
- The girl who seems oh-so-down-to-earth, then has pictures of herself canoodling with major Hollywood stars on her Instagram. Seriously, I shıt you not.
- The professional something-or-other who knows nothing of that field, yet has better clientele than someone who's been in business for 40 years.
- The ones who take quick weekend getaways to Ibiza for 3 weeks.
- They starve and eat Spam several nights a month until mom replenishes the account at the end of the month. It's gourmet takeout after that for another few weeks.
Ok, you get the idea. Shıt's outta control. Now, not to discourage you from trying to stick your hog in their taco, but do remember that these girls will have a certain sense of entitlement in their demeanor. A certain sense of power because they can buy your entire house and everything you own with a phone call to mommy. You're gonna have to work them real well, and up your game 110% just to get your willy wet.
The chances of you getting shot down are pretty great because you'll never be on par with her status, even though she looks poor and trashy at first glance. You have to rely on smoke and mirrors heavily for this one, so study your targets (if you can) and make sure your energy is well worth investing.
Most likely, mom and dad have a Bartholomew Thurston the 3rd waiting in the wings for her back in Connecticut. Tread with caution