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    Free keylogger?

    Anyone know a good free keylogger? I want to install it this weekend before my girl comes over. She uses my computer to go to all of her sites and I want to make sure she isn't up to anything funny.
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    Online chat with girl, and now she loves me

    Guys, take note of this. Do any of you use chat? You have to be smooth. Look at my chats. Now this woman is in love with me and will do anything I say and she is a HB 10. Amy : dont you have yahoo messenger . the new one Amy : and thank you @ fat ass lips metaphysikal_lover: I think I...
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    Flakes, I am tired of hearing about them so here is the best response.

    Fellas I have been dealing with flakes forever and here is the best response to give them when they cancel on you. If you give them this response, they usually are still interested in you AFTER a week or 2 goes by. USE THIS EVERY TIME A GIRL FLAKES. I have used it before, and ended up banging...
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    New girl likes sex but she is a prude.

    My new foreign girl is a prude and it sucks. She wants to have sex all the time, but it's either her on top, or missionary and she won't let me do doggie, she won't suck and she won't even let me touch her down there. I have ordered her to do it, but she is "not ready" for doggie style, and...
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    America: The Grim Truth

    http://americathegrimtruth.wordpress.com/ Americans, I have some bad news for you: You have the worst quality of life in the developed world – by a wide margin. If you had any idea of how people really lived in Western Europe, Australia, New Zealand, Canada and many parts of Asia...
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    When she tries to change the plans at the last minute

    When you make plans with her and then she tries to change them at the last minute. What do you say? She was going to come over tonight for a movie, and now she says it will be too late and wants to meet for drinks. She knew what time it was going to be when we made the plans, and it wasn't too...
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    What's a good reply to "You are luck I'm giving you my #"

    What's a good reply if a girl says "You are lucky to have my #" and then gives you the #. I'm tempted to just throw the # away after her little remark.
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    Jerk game works. Here's 2 examples.

    It feels so wrong to be an a$$hole, but it works. First example is this girl I dumped at the beginning of the year and slammed the door in her face. She has been on my nuts ever since then and I finally agreed to hang out with her next month when she flies in to see me. Next up is this girl I...
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    Zero Tolerance Policy

    There should be a Zero Tolerance Policy for bull**** behavior from felames and I have adopted it. A few weeks ago I had a girl at my house and she starts crying for no reason. I called her out for being stupid, and she left and I never heard from her again and I didn't care. I had plans to...
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    Why won't Rescue Mission reveal his previous name?

    You saw the title. We all know he is not a new poster. Only cowards don't reveal their true identity. He called me out because I revealed my previous name. But when I asked him 3 times who he really is, he disappears. So now I am calling him out. A little taste of your own medicine RM.
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    I'm a dumbass.

    I am meeting this girl for the first time tomorrow, and I told her to meet me at a NEW restaurant in the mall. I just looked it up, and it's 50 dollars per plate. That means a first internet date is going to run $150. This is a new restaurant in the mall, and I didn't check the prices before...
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    I went out with this girl last night and I think she likes me

    I met up with this girl last night that I just met. I think she is cool. As for the rest? Who the f/ck cares? I know she likes me and I know she will be back. In fact, she texted this morning. I don't care anymore.
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    A girls asks you "are you attracted to me??"

    What's the best reply?
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    Daring a girl to get a reaction out of you.

    nevermind.
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    Want to hear something incredibly crazy? My pops old benz will sell for over 100K!

    My dad got an old mercedes at an Auction a few years ago for a few grand. Well it needed some repairs so he took it to the mechanic. Turns out it's an ARMORED CAR! Armored cars sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars. He called around and he already has dealerships interested in paying 100,000...
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