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Dane Cook made Maxim's 50 lamest things list: --------- 43. Dane Cook Some comics get better each time out. And others prove to be Boston frat-boy douchebags who used up their 15 minutes of funny long ago. Goodbye! --------- I have to agree with them. I think my grandma is funnier...

Went to the supermarket today to get a sub (Boar's Head turkey... yum) and the cashier was this cutie with brown hair and blue eyes. Cute dimples when she smiled (She's 21 and I would say an 8). I said, "How's your day going so far?" She said, "Pretty good. I'm new here." I said...

There is nothing more AFC than Valentine's Day. It is essentially a day where men supplicate to women. I was in the supermarket today getting a sub for lunch and you should have seen all the fools racing to get flowers, balloons, chocolates, cards and anything else that would allow them to...

I've been harping about using casual conversation starters to get it started with women. This is is a perfect example. I'm at the grocery store and I see this really cute girl in the bread aisle. She passes by and her asss looks so nice and tight - she's got kind of a dancer's body which I...

I see a lot of guys on the board asking for opinions about contrived lines when meeting girls. Doing this will seriously set you up for failure and discouragement. Never go up to a girl with a line that seems contrived or rehearsed. A lot of times a guy will see a girl that's hot, get...

A woman... You bunch of phreaking pvssies...

I've been on this board since 2000. I've always tried giving the best advice possible - in fact I have a couple of posts in the DJ Bible. I'm just wondering what the mindset of the majority of the new guys on here are? 1) Do most of you want girlfriends and are looking for ways to meet the...

There's been a lot of response to my previous thread about me going to my ex-booty call's wedding. My point was: - Don't put women up on pedestals. Chances are that the same girl you will spending tons of money on, crying over and developing oneitis with was probably DP'd by some guy who...

You want to know why I will never get married?... I used to have this booty call, Julie. I met her at a party about five years ago and made out with her the night I met her. Really pretty girl - tall, gorgeous smile and a great personality to match. I called her a few days later and she...

Kissing a girl's hand when meeting them is for losers! This has to be the worst freaking tip EVER.

Just a rant... I have absolutely no problems walking up to women and starting a conversation no matter where I am. I was just at the Gap 20 minutes ago and started doing just that with a really cute girl (20 years old, blue eyes, skinny with nice smile, about an 8). Sure enough, just like...

Man, this forum is going way down hill. There are actually threads of guys who want to ask out girls by giving them roses. Geez.. Anyways, I figured I would tell you guys of my last 3 sucess stories within the past six months and see if it helps anybody. Carrie ----- This girl is a solid...

Haven't been on in a while... See lots of new faces. (I'm old school... actually have articles in the DJ bible for those who don't know me). Anyways.... Has anybody seen that show Hooking Up on ABC? This show is typical of how modern american women are. There's one girl. I think...

I don't know if anybody has ever read the Rich Dad Poor Dad series of books (which are very good by the way) but in one of them the author states that in order to be successful at any given endeavor you must first understand the BE-DO-HAVE theory. The theory states that in order to benefit from...

I'm 25, but I want to give some advice to all the young wannabe's 15-20. I see so many guys falling into what I call the Dawson's Creek complex. Every time I watch that show all I see is these guys bringing themselves to the same level of the girls by constantly micro-examining their lives and...

You're not getting laid because: 1. You take women to seriously. You think girls don't notice this? I've stopped taking them so seriously and instead opt for having a good time at their expense. And they love this! For example, I met these 2 girls the other day who at first weren't...

I think the most pathetic posts are those that go something like this: "I've been in college now X years and I haven't got laid. I've been away from mommy and daddy but no girl will jump in the sack with me. Could it be that my bunny pajamas are just turning them off?" Now don't get me wrong...

I kick myself for not discovering this little technique sooner. Here's what happened with me. I'm in this class (summer sessions) with this hottie that I'd been scoping for a while. Well a couple of weeks ago I saw her in the computer lab and I observed the 3 second rule and said, "Hey aren't...

I would say this board is comprised of: - 10% DJ's - 20% Almost DJ's - 70% Questionners, Wannabes, Wannalearners, Clueless, etc. Don't be offended... I've worked my way up to almost be at the 10% area. Some times I relapse back into second tier. I have a girlfriend now so it get's harder to...

Ok, so you got this great girl and you've been dating her for 4 months or so. You have a great time but every once in a while you have your lovers' quarrels. She wants you to hang out with her friends suggesting you all go out and have a great time at a bar. To you this sounds like fun...