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I sh1t in the beans at Taco Bell. I think outside my buns.

:crackup: Its.... So...... CORNY! :crackup:

Do you bust out the weed whacker or kall the kid down the street? :crackup:

Curls are for Gurls.

Lol the signal will be noisyier because of all the different devices you ran it through. Better off going to an electronics store and buying a M/M coaxial extender and the length of cable you need. Really, it's only about 5 dollars for that stuff.

I heard shroom juice can collect up in your spinal fluid and stay there for the rest of your life, even if you only do them once. So if you ever get a spinal tap, they can see if you have done shrooms or not. Just an interesting bit.

Well, I see this problem as the women failing to realize her role as the pleasure-giver and the man to be given pleasure to. I suggest you give her some pleasure first, like putting some candy on your rod and have her suck it off; she will enjoy this very much. Or better yet, while she is...

I hope its more like, Polish Sausage.

You can't be serious! All i got to say to this hilarious shyt is: ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY STRAIGHT ASS OFF INTO OBLIVION BECAUSE THAT SHYT IS SO GOD DAMN FUNNY!

I GOT FIVE ON IT (REMIX) Intro Ha ha, the remix (5 on it) We creepin in too, baby We got five on that thing, man We got, uh, Dru Down We got the LUNIZ (Shock G) Yeah, Richie Rich E-40, Spice 1 Verse One: Dru Down You say you got five on my tenda, You can bend-a over the table...

Whats up? Wtf does my name have to do with a colon?

I think it's kinda cool.... number 26 on the list is bullsh!t; Ill grab that girls head all I want. *secret pornstar tip* Girls LOVE to be grabbed by the hair on the back of their head, gently. It shows them who is the DOMINANT one, and reminds them who is getting their D!CK SUCKED. I...

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Re: Re: "If all the year were playing holidays, to sport would be as tedious as to work" -Shakespeare

Does anyone else see the future, of colon surgery? Why get cut up when you can sh!t out the thing!

There's nothin wrong with drugs, maaaaaan. Take a hit for me ~<ZZZZZZ>~ <-- Joint <ZZZZZ& <-- Smoke <Z& < -- Fin. Just playin.

Can anyone help me with this? I don't like the idea of having lots of gooey sh!t stuck in my face.

The Cough Syrup High. It's quite a good alternative if you avoid the harder variety of drugs (Cocaine, Heroin, Crystal Meth, Opium, ect.) I was in the hospital for a major surgery once and had an epidural needle in my spine for 3 days. Imagine that you are lying on a needle, and you know that...

I seem to have alot of blackheads on my forhead, and not so many (if any at all) on my face. I take two showers daily but I dont scrub my face alot. Whenever I see on of these blackheads I manage to squeeze it out using my fingers, but the skin ends up red like I broke it. Wha can I do to get...

Penis + Insertion = no go