Recent content by woods

I havent heard anything about Denver International Airport yet. Supposedly there are giant underground people storage facilities, and buried traintracks and landing strips, so when the illuminati strikes, it will become a huge concentration camp. All the murals on the walls underground have...

O.K, I admit I was out of line with that post, but everyone starting getting high and mighty and judgemental, and flaming me about shyt they dont know about. A lot of those replies were completely innapropriate and ignorant of the situation. and I don't appreciate that. This topic isn't about...

O.K, I admit I was out of line with that post, but everyone starting getting high and mighty and judgemental, and flaming me about shyt they dont know about. A lot of those replies were completely innapropriate and ignorant of the situation. and I don't appreciate that. This topic isn't about...

So anyway...Im not sure if I should respond with 1: Asking her if I was a diick and apologizing, 2: pretending it never happened or 3: pass the buck on to her, and making her out to be the ****. Right now, I'm leaning towards the first. It's worked for me before.

You don't know what the word JOKE means. Nuff said, no more advice from you. 38 and still hot? Im TOTALLY fine with that. Myspace page? Everyone with comp. access does, nothing wrong with that. Argumentive and combative? Not at all, actually. Where did you pull that out of?????. Drunk...

Cuz I fvckin felt like it! Anyway, I got a response: "I didn't know you could bring a date... that's cool! :) It's been a while since I have been to one!" Now what?

O.K. I did it! "so... I need a date for my AA meeting on Thursday. You free?" Fvck it! Lets see what happens!

Humanity is in a state of deevolution anyways. It's the stupid, weak people who are breeding the most. Besides, we create our own nature these days. We aren't animals, and it's not about testosterone anymore If we want to work with evolution, we should sterilize everyone, and make them pass an...

Casino parking lots. I've done it myself. I lived there and used to crash in my van when I went out, rather than driving drunk. My van was pretty set up though, and I've banged plenty of chicks in it. My buddy said the Hard Rock, will get super crazy sometimes. I've stayed away, myself. I dont...

Actually, thats not bad. Do you think if I re-worded that it might work?

Preferably soon after a shower. I wont go down unless she's taken a shower within the last couple hours. If she's quality, she will stop you, if she doesnt think she's "fresh" enough. Don't worry about LMR. But if you do, do it before penetration. I don't believe in that ladder of...

I don't think that'd make a good date. I'd feel weird about trying to get her drunk if I did that! Actually, I wasn't super-wasted. I was definitely drunk, though. I was just drinking beer, not doing shots or anything. I think I was at the point where I was being over-****y.

First of all, it is in a companies best interest to have full time employees, rather than part time ones. (I guess it depends on the company though, really) You can't blame them for that. Cutting someone down to one day a week is just a way to fire/lay someone off, with out having to shell out...

I saw an all chick Iron Maiden cover band last night, and somehow ended up chatting up a group of chicks. The one I ended up going for is a few years older than me, but is pretty good looking, maybe a 7.5, 8 or so. We hit it off really good at first, she gave me some contact info somewhere along...

Why isnt that censored? Can we say ****, now, like big boys? Anyways, we should all kick ourselves for forgetting this one: "Oh he's just a friend" I was that "friend" last week! it was nice and tight! Oh, I get it, he added color on the first letter of the bad words. let me try... **** Ok...