Recent content by chimps_rule

this can be applied to many a situation or topic: ME: "So, where are u from?" HER: "california" ME: "Im sorry to hear that." im the master at neg hits, so much so, that girls think im mean and arrogant, so tone it down, and make sure u look like a cheeky scamp when u say it.

depends on lighting and mirror, some mirrors refelct u wider or narrower, and have bends and waht not that distorts some parts cos its not made to exact scienctific measurements etc. skinny mirrors do exist! in general u cant say whether photos or mirrors make u look better. but being...

mmmm, i dont know guys, i have an extremly good looking friend and he gets chicks walking up to him all the time saying "im taken, but ur like really hot, i just wanted to tell u" or "whats ur name, i think ur really hot". and he doenst have an arrogant 'im so good looking' attitude. but...

ya, its true, in australia dating isnt as systematic as it appears to be in the US. its not an 'industry' yet, but when it does its gonna take the soul from it! the word 'date' isnt even used to describe going out with a girl in oz. ur not dating a girl, ur going out with a girl.

depends on the club and people. grinding is something ull get a feel for when it is necessary, alot of teh time u end up looking like a sleazebag if u go around grinding every female. its all about understanding when u gotta do it and if its gonna be reciprocated. as far as i know, u learn.

i thought this thread was gonna be about baby seals!

that sounds bad HardenedSoul, what a *****, karmas gonna come around, im careful with things like that.

ive been getting no help on my thread, maybe here i can get some. heres a challenge situtation that happened to me over the past 2 weeks. there is this chick i dig, and im kinda sure she was interested in me but i wasnt sure (shes a bargirl at this place), anways, i end up getting on with...

could have been a missed oppurtunity, but ur window might have closed by now if it was a chance. its hard to say without knowlege about ur relationship up until then.

i wouldnt date a 17yr old if i was 25. two different emotional places, u'll get ****ed around. ive seen friends in that situation, it eventual shatters into shards of immaturity. in most cases ive seen this happen.

yeah im the same, im too laidback and passive, and girls treat it as hard to get, and the truth is i often not sure about girls interest levels, even if they are sitting down next me and staring longlingy into my eyes, im not sure. i think u just gotta remain urself and do the challenge...

social skills beats looks and muscles hands down.

yeah its mostly in the face, but having a decent body can help out in the end. i guess knowing u have muscles etc will give u extra confidence, cos thats all u need really. im not chasing the perfect women or number 9's or whateva, any girl that im attracted to is game, and often a confident...

"if u suddenly died, i would drag u around 'weekend at bernies' style until u started rotting, by then ur new aroma would have put me off and i would have been ready to dump you, but the fact that u stopped arguing and did whatever i wanted since u died might make me consider taxidermy."...

5'9 is average height. not short man! i was at a club and this real short guy grabbed this girl i was with (i was not interested in her, jsut pals) and they started dancin, and she says "hey, ur short!" and he replied back very snappily "Im not short when im lying down!", i thought that was...