"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Your top 5 frustrations with girls

ProDJ26

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1. FAT GIRLS - PLEASE SOMEONE PM ME ON HOW TO GET THESES GIRLS FROM CHASING ME!!! IT'S REPULSING!!!!! THIS IS THE NUMBER REASON I WANT TO GAIN WEIGHT

2. WOMEN WHO CONSTANTLY B>TCH AND MOAN ABOUT ALL MAN AIN'T SH>T.
WHEN IN REALITY ITS THERE FAULT AND CHOICE. BECAUSE IN REALITY ALL THE MEN THEY MESS WITH AIN>T SH>T.


3. WOMEN WHO ARE VERY RUDE. I SWEAR SOMETIMES I REALLY DO WANT TO LASH BACK AT THEM BUT I JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING AND LEAVE

4. WOMEN WHO KNOW THEY LOOK GOOD AND USE THERE LOOKS TO GET ANY THING THEY WANT

5 **** BLOCKING FEMALE FRIENDS - 80% of the time they dont't even know you so I wish they would keep there damn mouth shut.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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DonJuan11

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1. The hot ones are taken
2. The hot older ones looking to get married just want money
3. The hot ones have all slept with 10 guys
4. The hot ones won't sleep with you unless you are 6'1
5. The hot ones are taken

Did I say the hot ones are taken?
 

Poonani Maker

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DonJuan11 said:
Did I say the hot ones are taken?
You said, "The hot ones are taken," but define "hot."
 

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1. they become emotional attached
2. they want me to leave my main lady
3. they call me back to back
4. they start complaining about making them cry
5. or they leave articles of clothing in my bedroom
for my old lady to find and bust me (doesn't work!)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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ProDJ26 said:
1. FAT GIRLS - PLEASE SOMEONE PM ME ON HOW TO GET THESES GIRLS FROM CHASING ME!!! IT'S REPULSING!!!!! THIS IS THE NUMBER REASON I WANT TO GAIN WEIGHT
Either f*ck them for fun, I bet 50% of them aren't that bad and you could certainly use the practice OR play super duper AFC so they get turned off :D
 

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1. Most of them can't cook.
2. The hot ones who sabotage their own points in my eyes by acting manly. That empowered feminist sh!t turns me off.
3. The ones who want a relationship with me yet fvck it up by playing hard to get, which turn them into nothing more than conquests for me.
4. The busy ones who are terrible at time management.
5. The ones with clingy friends.
 

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That they are, for the most part, compulsive liars and if you call them out on their lying, they make YOU the bad guy for finding out they lied. When they say they're busy, it's usually a lie. They're fvcking around really. You could investigate them or hire an investigator and find that out, but save your money because Most of them lie, no matter how "Christian," "puritan," whatever they "profess" to be. Sorry, that's just the way it is.
 
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