Desdinova
Master Don Juan
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Have any of you ever sat down and thought, "Man, I wonder what happened to that chick in high school? I had such a boner for her!" We're going to look into your past and see what your old one-itises, crushes, and maybe even ex-girlfriends are doing now... and yes, we're going to do it without stalking them. If you've found yourself thinking about these chicks, you still have traces of one-itis for them. I'll tell you guys something, this was one hell of a wakeup call for me, and it squashed any lingering one-itis I had for them.
We're going to use an internet utility located at http://www.classmates.com
Don't worry, you don't have to pay for what we're going to do here. If you already have a membership, just sign in.
1) Think of some of the girls you had boners for. Make a list if you like.
2) Go to the website. If you've previously signed up, log in. If you haven't, click on the state you went to school with these chicks (click on the country if you were outside of the US)
3) Click on the letter of your city, then click on your city.
4) Click the letter of your school, then click on your school.
5) Enter your information. Use a fake name if you like. Use a bull5hit email address so you avoid spam.
6) Click on "View site as a basic member"
You now have the ability to search any school you like for your list of names. Tons have people have signed up on this thing, so you shouldn't have much trouble finding one. If you want a little more information on these chicks, you'll have to fill out the "Life Q&A Questionaire"
As a basic member, you don't have access to all their information, but just enough to let you know what they're up to. Once you find one of these chicks, click on her name.
Now, examine that page. It should say "Profile for XXX XXXXX." Has the last name changed? If it's different, you can be assured that she's married. Never thought that would happen, did you?
Scroll down and click on the "Life Q&A - read more". If you've filled it out, you'll be able to see the first three questions that your old one-itis has filled out. Here are the questions:
1) What do you do with your free time?
2) Current relationship status
3) About children
What's that? she's married and has six kids?
I'll tell you guys something, that's one hell of a wake up!
The problem is, when we leave these people behind in our past, we picture them EXACTLY THE SAME as they were then. We also don't picture them in a married state. We picture them as sexy, sweet, and care-free as they were in high school.
Now, let's take the information we have collected and modify your last memory of this chick. If she's had kids, she's probably got stretch marks, and has possibly gained weight. On top of that, she's been fvcked multiple times by her husband. She's probably got a nice camel toe hanging between her legs. So now, your ex-one-itis is fat with stretch marks, a camel toe, and is stressed out by her six kids. Has your mental image of her gone to hell yet?
Another point worth mentioning is this chick has moved on with her life. So what the hell are you doing still dwelling on her? Why aren't you moving on with your life?
This was a hard dose of reality for me, but it put a lot into perspective. I hope it does the same for you.
We're going to use an internet utility located at http://www.classmates.com
Don't worry, you don't have to pay for what we're going to do here. If you already have a membership, just sign in.
1) Think of some of the girls you had boners for. Make a list if you like.
2) Go to the website. If you've previously signed up, log in. If you haven't, click on the state you went to school with these chicks (click on the country if you were outside of the US)
3) Click on the letter of your city, then click on your city.
4) Click the letter of your school, then click on your school.
5) Enter your information. Use a fake name if you like. Use a bull5hit email address so you avoid spam.
6) Click on "View site as a basic member"
You now have the ability to search any school you like for your list of names. Tons have people have signed up on this thing, so you shouldn't have much trouble finding one. If you want a little more information on these chicks, you'll have to fill out the "Life Q&A Questionaire"
As a basic member, you don't have access to all their information, but just enough to let you know what they're up to. Once you find one of these chicks, click on her name.
Now, examine that page. It should say "Profile for XXX XXXXX." Has the last name changed? If it's different, you can be assured that she's married. Never thought that would happen, did you?
Scroll down and click on the "Life Q&A - read more". If you've filled it out, you'll be able to see the first three questions that your old one-itis has filled out. Here are the questions:
1) What do you do with your free time?
2) Current relationship status
3) About children
What's that? she's married and has six kids?
I'll tell you guys something, that's one hell of a wake up!
The problem is, when we leave these people behind in our past, we picture them EXACTLY THE SAME as they were then. We also don't picture them in a married state. We picture them as sexy, sweet, and care-free as they were in high school.
Now, let's take the information we have collected and modify your last memory of this chick. If she's had kids, she's probably got stretch marks, and has possibly gained weight. On top of that, she's been fvcked multiple times by her husband. She's probably got a nice camel toe hanging between her legs. So now, your ex-one-itis is fat with stretch marks, a camel toe, and is stressed out by her six kids. Has your mental image of her gone to hell yet?
Another point worth mentioning is this chick has moved on with her life. So what the hell are you doing still dwelling on her? Why aren't you moving on with your life?
This was a hard dose of reality for me, but it put a lot into perspective. I hope it does the same for you.