"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Your biggest pet peeve with women.

DoItAgain

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The one thing I can't stand is women who think just because they're decent looking or cute means that they deserve some "10" guy. The 6/7s that don't want do go out with other 6/7s. A few male 10s may have had sex with her or dated her, so her ego is inflated and she thinks that's what she's entitled to. On top of it, she just wants the 10 guy to show off to her friends or as an ego boost or validation.

For some reason, these type of women piss me off bigtime. I've heard from a lot of 6/7s..."you're not ugly, but you're not my type." I feel like saying "Well you're not my type either, I'd rather be with Keeley Hazel or Heather Graham."
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Sir Psycho Sexy

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Any women who claims to be a feminist. Its one thing to believe in some feminist ideas(women are equal to men) but to obnoxiously go out of your way to let others know your a "feminist" makes me cringe.
 

Iceberg

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Scenesters.

What is a scenester? Any adult who's more worried about fitting in with a particular social group than actually meeting and evaluating individuals on a person-by-person basis.

Hipsters. Valley girls. Hippies. Gangstas. But yeah, ESPECIALLY hipsters...

If you're not in high school anymore, you should drop the cliques. Just get along with cool people of any background.
 
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