"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You win some you loose some - thick skin

DonGorgon

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Yup so tonight I was rejected by 2 college hos back to back both eighteen had to drive to get them and drive back to my house the first one was a 5 inlooks let me get to second base then said she had to go the second one was 6.5 ib looks but with a strippers body sat on the edge of me bed arms folded legs crossed jacket and boots on and she got mad wen I told her to get comfotable.. Lol. So fast forward one house and me being very f fustrated she texts me saying that I was ugly.... Lol ok so how the hell did I f close 2 hos that were 8s????? How???
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Aiken_Drum

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DonGorgon said:
yeh and i do F close alot its just that i wish there was a way to know before hand who is lame so that i can save gas and time and the humiliation of rejection...lol
Yeah, it sucks to invest and be rewarded with a kiss in the cheek :nono:
 
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