"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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there is a girl that sits behind me in math class in college that yawns all of the time... what's a good ****y and funny for this situation.

was thinking of just handing her a coffee when she yawns....
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by drdrew
there is a girl that sits behind me in math class in college that yawns all of the time... what's a good ****y and funny for this situation.

was thinking of just handing her a coffee when she yawns....
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Things like this are entirely situational, if you try to plan something to say it'll come off as fake and she'll pick up on it.

With that being said...
"Hey, maybe if you didn't go out drinking every night you'd be awake for your classes"
 
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Originally posted by drdrew
was thinking of just handing her a coffee when she yawns....
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Are you a magician? A magical smurf that makes substances appear? Or were you going to BUY her a coffee to make a weak ass joke? Tell her to stop staying up late looking at porn.
 
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This has absolutely no relevance.....but did u pick the name drdrew because of Loveline?.......btw greatest radio show ever!

~Smooth
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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