MatureDJ
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Would you want to impregnate a woman like this?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Just wait. I'm pretty sure that the girls born from crazy *****es like those will, when they grow old enough, be able to choose not only the gender of their babies, but the hair colour, eye colour, and pretty much everything else.
The article is hysterical. "Gender Disappointment: It was like I was part of a club." Ye gods, they're crazy.
The article is hysterical. "Gender Disappointment: It was like I was part of a club." Ye gods, they're crazy.
Luthor Rex
Master Don Juan
Well at least she's miserable. Glad to see her narcissism is catching up with her.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
DonGorgon
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Why impregnate any woman? to much drama.. my life is hard enough as is