"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Would you lick a used, but clean crapper?

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Let's say there is a metro-station crapper somewhere. It has been used for 5 years. And someone asks you to lick it.

Ofcourse you will say no. So, some austrian scientists come with their fancy equipment and clean it up, remove all bacteria and stuff like that, it is now guaranteed to be 100% "clean".
Would you lick it?
Why?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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what would I get out of it?
 
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Never know when you might be asked to do something you wouldn't think you'd do and hey the prize might be worth it
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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mpimpin said:
what would I get out of it?
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Unleashed feeling of satisfaction!

Kerpal said:
equated licking a toilet to ****ing a girl who isn't a virgin?
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Shhhh!
 
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nah I'll pass then. Lots of other ways to get satisfaction
 
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