"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Would you go out with this pregnant chick?

Would you go out wit her?

  • NO

    Votes: 35 81.4%
  • YES DEFINATELY!!

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • I rate her a 0-4

    Votes: 4 9.3%
  • I rate her a 4-7

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • I rate her a 7-10

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    43

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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incognito42 said:
I sent a 7 mOnth pregnant chick a message on POF a few days ago. I didn't know she was pregnant until she posted a new pic with the caption "7 months pregnant" dated the night before. The funny part is she responded to my message at about 1030p saying her and her friends got a good laugh out of my message, that they were going to the club, and she would message me later...lol dumb pregnant trash
whats her profile?
 
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