"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Would You Do This Chick?

justanotherguy

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You're asking the wrong question -- there is no universally hot person/woman, especially when you're asking on the internet where everyone's from different cultures, age groups, etc.

What does your biological urge tell you? When you see her, are fighting off a boner or not? That's the only question you should be asking.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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fertileTurtle

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FairShake said:
I might if I HAVE to. Like a gun to my head, blue balls falling out of my butt, or a dying desire to be poked in the eye by that schnozz.

Otherwise, no. Not at all. I am swimming in 10s, why would I dry off with a 5?
See that's what I'm talking about. I want to see where I stand in this game. No she is not the hottest women I've ever done or anything like that, but she's be pretty easy for the most part, but some dudes wouldn't even fvck with her. Interesting. I still got my gun off though.
 
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