"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Would You Buy an Autodialer?

Desdinova

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Man, I was so tempted to buy one that I saw in a thrift store a couple weeks ago for ten bucks. Then I could put in all those goddam phone numbers of companies that phone with pre-recorded messages, and could repeatedly phone them back when I'm not home.

"Hello! Your automated calling machine keeps phoning telling me about your special offers. Well, I have a special offer for you too! Act now, and you can suck my balls and lick the 5hit out of my arsehole for as long as you keep me on your calling list!"

Maybe I should go back and see if it's still there. :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mr. Wolf

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Get it man. You can put it on eBay, for 99 cents and 20 bucks shipping. Make money..

As for calling them, I once done it.. Using windows dialer. Setup dial up connection and keep on dialing them, automatically.. Thing with that is that it didn't give me satisfaction.

Instead, I can block thier number now. I'm on earthlink phone and internet, $65 a month, and all I have to do is go online and add a number I don't want calling me.
 

The Forms

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The person answering the phone at the company is probably some poor schmuck making 8 bucks an hour. There's no point in annoying him. It won't help anything.
 
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