would like to know how to respond in these situations

[guayaballer]

well today i was talking to this girl for the first time in one of my classes and surprisingly got off really well negged her i was ****y and she has a boyfriend which she was *****ing about what a jerk her man is and when she tried to tell me her problems i closed my eyes and started to snore. she laffed and pinched my cheeks playfully :cuss:. and then she says great i know two mean ppl my bf and you and i just met you. i just laughed it off and said she was also mean which isnt the best response but i wanted to know
1) What would be a good reply to when A girl says your mean?
2)also how can i capitalize on her bf being an ******* and getting her to like me more.
3)and my last question is when you attempt to kiss a girl and she rejects the kiss what could i say or do to react to her rejection?

 

[gmillar]

If a girl said I was mean I'd either tell her to deal with it or tell her she loves me anyway.

 

[Plec07]

Her: Your so mean!
Me: Only to you, (insert nickname here) *ruffle her hair*

 

[The Forms]

My girlfriend does the whole "you're so mean" thing. It's just flirting.

I usually respond with something like, "yea. I'm a real *******. You'd do best to keep away from me."

I like the snoring when she tries to unleash her problems on you. I do similiar things.

For the other two questions:

2) once a boyfriend is in the picture she moves to the back of the bus. Don't even worry about her. When you're around her you can still flirt a little, but don't worry about making her yours. If they break up, deal with it then.

3) few girls will actually reject a kiss. Most single girls will accept a kiss if for no other reason than that they don't want to hurt your feelings. If she's not single, you shouldn't be trying to kiss her in the first place.

If she does reject it you could just say, "oh well, it was worth a shot" and then promptly leave.